Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word ''. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, '' is the only word that is referred to as "the f word". It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. '', as most words in the English language, is derived from German. The word fleichen which means to strike. In English, '' falls into many grammatical categories: As a transitive verb for instance: "John ed Shirley". As an intransitive verb: "Shirley s". It's meaning's not always segxwal: It can be used as an adjective, such as "John's doing all the ing work". As part of an adverb: "Shirley talks too ing much". As an adverb enhancing an adjective: "Shirley is ing beautiful". As a noun: "I don't give a ". As part of a word: "Absoinglutely", or: "Iningcredible", and, as almost every word in the sentence: " the ing ers". As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of ''. As in these examples describing situations such as: Fraud: "I got ed at the used car lot". Dismay: "Aww it!" Trouble: "I guess I'm really ed now". Aggression: "Don't with me buddy!" Difficulty: "I don't understand this ing question". Inquiry: "Who the was that?" Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the is going on here". Incompetence: "He's a off". Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go yourself?" I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly: " YOU!"
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'f**k'. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, 'f**k' is the only word that is referred to as "the f word". It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. 'F**k', as most words in the English language, is derived from German. The word fleichen which means to strike. In English, 'f**k' falls into many grammatical categories: As a transitive verb for instance: "John f**ked Shirley". As an intransitive verb: "Shirley f**ks". It's meaning's not always segxwal: It can be used as an adjective, such as "John's doing all the f**king work". As part of an adverb: "Shirley talks too f**king much". As an adverb enhancing an adjective: "Shirley is f**king beautiful". As a noun: "I don't give a f**k". As part of a word: "Absof**kinglutely", or: "Inf**kingcredible", and, as almost every word in the sentence: "F**k the f**king f**kers". As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of 'f**k'. As in these examples describing situations such as: Fraud: "I got f**ked at the used car lot". Dismay: "Aww f**k it!" Trouble: "I guess I'm really f**ked now". Aggression: "Don't f**k with me buddy!" Difficulty: "I don't understand this f**king question". Inquiry: "Who the f**k was that?" Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the f**k is going on here". Incompetence: "He's a f**k off". Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go f**k yourself?" I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly: "F**K YOU!"
| Posted: at 17-02-2008 12:41 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac |
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