OUCH!!!CROCODILE BITES OF MAN'S PENIS

Date: 26-02-2012 8:46 pm (12 years ago) | Author:
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A 70-YEAR-OLD man had his testicles and part of his penis ripped-off by a crocodile while crossing a flooded river.

Jonah Maturure, from Marutaya in Gutu, is just happy to be alive after his terrifying battle with the reptile.
Now recovering at the United Bulawayo Hospitals (UBH), Maturure claims he has a box of TOMATOES to thank for his escape after he dropped it into the water, briefly distracting the croc but long enough for him to swim to safety.

Vegetable farmer Maturure says he was taking a box of tomatoes to a nearby shopping centre when he came across the flooded Chivake River. The water levels were at chest level.

"I was not suspecting anything. I had earlier on crossed the river using the same crossing place,” he told the Bulawayo Sunday News.

The father-of-four had removed his shirt and trousers to remain only in his pants. He put the clothing – which he wanted to remain dry – on top of the box with the tomatoes which he carried on his head.

Midway across the river, Maturure’s worst nightmare was realised when the crocodile leapt at him.
He added: “It grabbed a chunk of my buttocks before attacking my manhood – tearing my testicles into shreds. The skin covering my penis was partly torn, but I quickly put my thumb in its mouth to try and choke it, but it grabbed my hand and I could hear my bones crushing with every squeeze.

"Realising that I was losing the battle, I let go of the box of tomatoes that I was carrying on my head and it fell into the river causing a splash. At that instant, the crocodile released its grip on my hand and ran towards the noise.

“I used the opportunity to walk to the other bank with blood flowing down my legs from the wounds.”

Posted: at 26-02-2012 08:46 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- Eyanyi at 27-02-2012 10:12 AM (12 years ago)
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Nawaoh who is going to help the man wife now see what the bad reptile had course now
Posted: at 27-02-2012 10:12 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Senegal at 1-03-2012 01:21 AM (12 years ago)
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That must be one horny female crocodile Shocked
Posted: at 1-03-2012 01:21 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- hadegbenrow at 1-03-2012 01:27 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Eyanyi on 27-02-2012 10:12 AM
Nawaoh who is going to help the man wife now see what the bad reptile had course now
you can help the woman now

Posted: at 1-03-2012 01:27 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- larrel at 2-03-2012 08:59 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Senegal on  1-03-2012 01:21 AM
That must be one horny female crocodile Shocked
Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-03-2012 08:59 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- INYENZY at 2-03-2012 09:20 AM (12 years ago)
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this is serious will d man survive this Shocked Huh? Huh? Lips Sealed :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 2-03-2012 09:20 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- bodex2 at 3-03-2012 08:16 AM (12 years ago)
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d man wife don finish
Posted: at 3-03-2012 08:16 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- lanudja at 3-03-2012 08:18 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Senegal on  1-03-2012 01:21 AM
That must be one horny female crocodile Shocked
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-03-2012 08:18 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- aqua-viva at 3-03-2012 10:20 AM (12 years ago)
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na funny dramma....ogar thank God   oooO Grin
Posted: at 3-03-2012 10:20 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Unikpearl at 3-03-2012 05:45 PM (12 years ago)
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God save u...dat crocodile 4 chop ur factory
Posted: at 3-03-2012 05:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennyg428 at 5-03-2012 06:22 PM (12 years ago)
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Thank God he has given birth

Posted: at 5-03-2012 06:22 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chicco77 at 22-08-2012 09:45 AM (11 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 22-08-2012 09:45 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kebella at 22-08-2012 09:48 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Senegal on  1-03-2012 01:21 AM
That must be one horny female crocodile Shocked
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 22-08-2012 09:48 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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