good inlaw (Page 2)

Enjoy d Joke.                                   A man went 2 meet his father in law 2b
and was chewing gum. The
father in law 2b now told him in a
harsh voice 'young man ur coming 2
seek 4 my daughter's hand
in marriage and ur chewing gum dats
a sign of disrespect':O . young Man-: 'sir I only chew gum
when I smoke or drink
The Old man:'u mean u smoke and
drink and ur here 2 seek 4my
daughter's hand in marriage?':/
D young man :'sir I only drink and
smoke when I go 2 club'
D old man:' u mean u club?':s.
D young man: 'am sorry sir I started
clubbing wen I came out of prison.'
D old man: 'u mean u went to prison?' :O
b4?.
D young man:'Sorry sir I went 2jail
when I killed somebody'.
D old man : 'u mean u ve
killed somebody b4?':O:O:O 
D young man: 'Sir it happened out of
Anger, it was d man I wanted 2
marry his daughter and he refused so
I killed him'
D old man: Ur highly welcome my
son, u r on d right track, ur d best and
d right man 4 my daughter