Sharing ur craziest,funniest and sexiest experience so far (Page 8)

LOL Kebella 

But e don happen to me b4 wey we go for city trip to Essen Germany wit friends,
we wan go out for a drink nd enter one place wey called Diamonds.......as we enta we no see anytin
unusual but whn i wan dance all d gals go surround me try touch me lol and the toilets for up had no lock 
Na so i go aks which kain club dis be, na place where couples trade partner 

Posted: at 4-04-2012 09:39 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

I've done so many funny, crazy, sexiest things in my 135 yrs here on earth.. 

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Posted: at 5-04-2012 11:26 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

Oh boy your experience lie die. How rain wan con kill you becos u wan go to-tori a girl? 

Posted: at 6-04-2012 10:12 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

  No be small thing o...

Posted: at 7-04-2012 08:56 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

Guys infact i just remember this and i feel that it is necessary for me to share it. As we all know say some of us nah typical Ajegunle before we finally break loose from those life style through our current job,friend and new location.

I could remember the time whey i wan do IT and you all know say after the test and the interview na to get the offer letter be that.
As Ajegunle boy that has never work anywhere before and with no social life, nah house we dey dey till papa go come back from office and mama from shop and after then nah church service be that o. all na so so church and kingsway only.

One faithful day, I was called to come and collect my Offer letter for the company, na so i rush down oo. i enter the lift and got to the HR reception and was told to wait for the person that will attend to me.

30 mins later na so i dey feel something for my body like say i wan pissssssssss. i quickly informed the security man and i was directed appropriately . guys na so i enter the toilet ooo and waoooooooo the toilet was so cold and i just looked up and saw AC. yeh AC dey toilet nawao. na my thought be that o. As i dey wiwi now suddenly, someone came out of one of the 2 toilet and the guy press something rubbed it on the two hand press the water closet and after that he press another one again rubbed it all over his hand and left. pals as the guy dey do those things na so i dey look am oooo and another guy just came in with his suit and start to dey wiwi. Na so me self con wake up say guy no disgrace yourself ooo. e be like say this guy just wash his hand in a different dimension and na so i summon courage say make i just do the same but WAHALA con deyyyyyyy.

Wetin be the wahala. dey no put label for those things. Na so i just press one of the two plastic mounted on the wall and press the stuff for my hand and i apply water. the guy wey just enter dey look at me with one eye and i rubbed my hand together, the thing just dey melt oooo, as i dey apply the water the stuff dey dey ticker and harder and i quickly apply the second lotion inside the plastic and rushed out....


when i got out of the toilet. yehhh na so my hand dey melt... and do you know what i did. I go use the CREAM as SOAP and the SOAP as CREAM. i quickly rushed back and smell the stuff well well and do the correction.

I went back to my sit and suddenly i heard my name and behold it was the same guy that was in the toilet with me that saw the whole senero... na so the guy just dey laugh and handed the letter to me...Shame catch me well well DAT DAY.

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Sure, am always filled with laughter and i hate sadness. so try and share your past experience and make us laugh

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