I
went with a friend to
visit a
very rich family in Lekki.
The
maid approached me
and ...
see me see trouble o.
Question: What would
you like
to have? fruit juice, soda,
tea,
chocolate, cappuccino,
frapuccino or coffee?
Answer: Tea please.
Question : Ceylon tea,
Indian
tea, herbal tea, bush
tea,honey
bush tea, iced tea or
green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea
please.
Question : How would
you like
it? black or white?
Answer: White.
Question : Milk or fresh
cream?
Answer: With milk.
Question :Goat's milk or
cow's
milk?
Answer: With cow's milk
please.
Question : Freezeland
cow or
Afrikaner cow?
Answer: Umm, I think I'll
just
take the freezeland cow.
Question : Would you like
it
with sweetener, sugar or
honey?
Answer: With sugar.
Question : Bee sugar or
cane
sugar?
Answer: Cane sugar.
Question : White, brown
or
yellow sugar?
Answer: Oya, forget
about the
tea. Just give me a glass
of
water instead.
Question :Mineral water,
tap
water or distilled water?
Answer: Mineral water.
Question : Flavored or
non-
flavored?
Answer: Abeg, I think I'll
just
swallow my spit!!! Which
kind
wahala b dis?
