An old woman was riding in an elevator in the very lavish Transcorp Hilton Hotel building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, N25,500 an ounce!".
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, N30,000 an ounce!".
About three floors later, the old woman reached her destination and was about to get off the elevator.
Before she left, she looked at both beautiful women in the eyes, then bends over and farted and saying,
"Beans and egg - N150 a plate..."