2 arrogant ladies

Date: 05-04-2012 6:12 pm (12 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
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- at 5-04-2012 06:12 PM (12 years ago)
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An old woman was riding in an elevator in the very lavish Transcorp Hilton Hotel building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, N25,500 an ounce!".

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, N30,000 an ounce!".

About three floors later, the old woman reached her destination and was about to get off the elevator.

Before she left, she looked at both beautiful women in the eyes, then bends over and farted and saying,

"Beans and egg - N150 a plate..."


Posted: at 5-04-2012 06:12 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- chummyli at 5-04-2012 07:07 PM (12 years ago)
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Pb444444

Posted: at 5-04-2012 07:07 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 6-04-2012 04:21 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on  5-04-2012 06:12 PM
An old woman was riding in an elevator in the very lavish Transcorp Hilton Hotel building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, N25,500 an ounce!".

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, N30,000 an ounce!".

About three floors later, the old woman reached her destination and was about to get off the elevator.

Before she left, she looked at both beautiful women in the eyes, then bends over and farted and saying,

"Beans and egg - N150 a plate..."

O girl.....see beta joke wey u post.........u come fart pb4 wey u eat spoil am.
e still funny shaa..........gud 1

Posted: at 6-04-2012 04:21 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 6-04-2012 07:05 AM (12 years ago)
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Good

Posted: at 6-04-2012 07:05 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-04-2012 07:10 AM (12 years ago)
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Hoihoihoihoi 9ice 1

Posted: at 6-04-2012 07:10 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-04-2012 07:10 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on  5-04-2012 07:07 PM
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Sad Sad

Posted: at 6-04-2012 07:10 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 6-04-2012 08:34 AM (12 years ago)
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Una doooooo

Posted: at 6-04-2012 08:34 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-04-2012 08:41 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh

Posted: at 6-04-2012 08:41 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 6-04-2012 08:49 AM (12 years ago)
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Yea

Posted: at 6-04-2012 08:49 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 6-04-2012 10:43 AM (12 years ago)
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u try sha...bt na still old yoke
Posted: at 6-04-2012 10:43 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 6-04-2012 10:45 AM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 6-04-2012 10:45 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 6-04-2012 11:06 AM (12 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 6-04-2012 11:06 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 6-04-2012 05:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Bad belle pipo

Posted: at 6-04-2012 05:49 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 6-04-2012 05:53 PM (12 years ago)
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 Angry Angry

Posted: at 6-04-2012 05:53 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- youngrashy at 6-04-2012 06:43 PM (12 years ago)
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U smell d mess 2
Posted: at 6-04-2012 06:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 6-04-2012 06:48 PM (12 years ago)
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i composed this joke

Posted: at 6-04-2012 06:48 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 6-04-2012 07:26 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 6-04-2012 07:26 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 28-07-2012 05:29 PM (11 years ago)
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wit ur fart

Posted: at 28-07-2012 05:29 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 29-07-2012 06:58 PM (11 years ago)
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room smelling i jump pass

Posted: at 29-07-2012 06:58 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 2-08-2012 09:56 AM (11 years ago)
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U fart come de run

Posted: at 2-08-2012 09:56 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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