Things African mums say( most esepically naija mum)

Date: 14-04-2012 3:16 pm (12 years ago) | Author: INDEPENDENT WOMAN
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- at 14-04-2012 03:16 PM (12 years ago)
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come back here, who be your mate that you saying hi ? One slap.
U go tell me whether na me born u or u get another mother for other.
Stop eating the meat and eat the food na
If u failed in school or carry10 ... Nor be your mate dey carry first and second.. Dem get two heads how come u nor carry first or second ?
Come oh I get grown up children for house and I go still dey do things oyo clean this floor.
Child. Mum where should I put it . Mom on my head
It for your own good..
Mom. Child u won't kill me in this house..before u kill me I go kill u first.
Child. Mom can I need 50 Naira . Mom go and ask your daddy ..na only me born u.
Haven't I warned u not to be making friends with boys one slap... Stop following all those jama boys.
U will not bring humiliation to his family ..before u do that I go shame u first.
If a boy should touch u.hhehheh u will get pregnant..

Now turn by turn..say you it fun Tongue Cheesy Grin




Posted: at 14-04-2012 03:16 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- 1daful at 14-04-2012 03:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: HOPEA23 on 14-04-2012 03:16 PM
come back here, who be your mate that you saying hi ? One slap.
U go tell me whether na me born u or u get another mother for other.
Stop eating the meat and eat the food na
If u failed in school or carry10 ... Nor be your mate dey carry first and second.. Dem get two heads how come u nor carry first or second ?
Come oh I get grown up children for house and I go still dey do things oyo clean this floor.
Child. Mum where should I put it . Mom on my head
It for your own good..
Mom. Child u won't kill me in this house..before u kill me I go kill u first.
Child. Mom can I need 50 Naira . Mom go and ask your daddy ..na only me born u.
Haven't I warned u not to be making friends with boys one slap... Stop following all those jama boys.
U will not bring humiliation to his family ..before u do that I go shame u first.
If a boy should touch u.hhehheh u will get pregnant..

Now turn by turn..say you it fun Tongue Cheesy Grin

The woman the do this one wella to me.. but she no dey add the oda side.

Posted: at 14-04-2012 03:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Adikpe at 14-04-2012 03:30 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: HOPEA23 on 14-04-2012 03:16 PM
come back here, who be your mate that you saying hi ? One slap.
U go tell me whether na me born u or u get another mother for other.
Stop eating the meat and eat the food na
If u failed in school or carry10 ... Nor be your mate dey carry first and second.. Dem get two heads how come u nor carry first or second ?
Come oh I get grown up children for house and I go still dey do things oyo clean this floor.
Child. Mum where should I put it . Mom on my head
It for your own good..
Mom. Child u won't kill me in this house..before u kill me I go kill u first.
Child. Mom can I need 50 Naira . Mom go and ask your daddy ..na only me born u.
Haven't I warned u not to be making friends with boys one slap... Stop following all those jama boys.
U will not bring humiliation to his family ..before u do that I go shame u first.
If a boy should touch u.hhehheh u will get pregnant..

Now turn by turn..say you it fun Tongue Cheesy Grin



So true!
Posted: at 14-04-2012 03:30 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOPEA23 at 14-04-2012 03:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Make una post una own na..I wanna read more

Posted: at 14-04-2012 03:43 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 50scent at 14-04-2012 03:56 PM (12 years ago)
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Hopea  Sad

Posted: at 14-04-2012 03:56 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- youngrashy at 14-04-2012 03:59 PM (12 years ago)
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If u talk say u no go hear word,thank God say no b only u I born...
Posted: at 14-04-2012 03:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Beauti4 at 14-04-2012 04:02 PM (12 years ago)
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LOLZ....I love this.

Men comes to you bcos of those things betwn your legs...so stay away from them oooo

Did you see hair on my armpit, or is it white or black?

Why can't you listen to simple instruction, are you the only child in this house?
Posted: at 14-04-2012 04:02 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Adikpe at 14-04-2012 04:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Wetin I say make you no dey do na em you dey like to dey do.
Posted: at 14-04-2012 04:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Beauti4 at 14-04-2012 04:12 PM (12 years ago)
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Whatever you are doing today, make you remember that you will have your own children one day o...
Posted: at 14-04-2012 04:12 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Beauti4 at 14-04-2012 04:13 PM (12 years ago)
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Where are your senses? Or do u eat thru your nose?
Posted: at 14-04-2012 04:13 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 14-04-2012 04:54 PM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 14-04-2012 04:54 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 14-04-2012 05:11 PM (12 years ago)
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I'm loving this ..more plz

Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:11 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Brnsugarbabe37 at 14-04-2012 05:23 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Beauti4 on 14-04-2012 04:13 PM
Where are your senses? Or do u eat thru your nose?
DAM!! LMAO!!
Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:23 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- malvin2525 at 14-04-2012 05:24 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Brnsugarbabe37 at 14-04-2012 05:25 PM (12 years ago)
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THANX POSTER IM SO LOVIN THIS POST!!!! NIGERIAN MOMS R SO FUNNY!!!! GOT 2 LOVE THEM THOU!!!! TIME FOR LAFFS!!!
Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- habiziz at 14-04-2012 05:27 PM (12 years ago)
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mtcheew Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:27 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Brnsugarbabe37 at 14-04-2012 05:27 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: malvin2525 on 14-04-2012 05:24 PM
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Tongue WATS UP U!!!
Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:27 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOPEA23 at 14-04-2012 05:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Brnsugarbabe37 on 14-04-2012 05:25 PM
THANX POSTER IM SO LOVIN THIS POST!!!! NIGERIAN MOMS R SO FUNNY!!!! GOT 2 LOVE THEM THOU!!!! TIME FOR LAFFS!!!
Cool

Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:28 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Brnsugarbabe37 at 14-04-2012 05:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: 50scent on 14-04-2012 03:56 PM
Hopea  Sad
WER IS YURS NO U HAV PLENTY 2 SAY!! WATS UP 50 HOW R U!!!
Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOPEA23 at 14-04-2012 05:29 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: habiziz on 14-04-2012 05:27 PM
mtcheew Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Back off... We are just having fun n if u don't like just back off

Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:29 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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