Things African mums say( most esepically naija mum) (Page 2)

Date: 14-04-2012 3:16 pm (12 years ago) | Author: INDEPENDENT WOMAN
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- HOPEA23 at 14-04-2012 05:29 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Brnsugarbabe37 on 14-04-2012 05:28 PM
WER IS YURS NO U HAV PLENTY 2 SAY!! WATS UP 50 HOW R U!!!
Nor mind him...he too like women.

Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:29 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- nice9ija at 14-04-2012 05:30 PM (12 years ago)
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were are you coming from? just go back to the place go and eat there i don't want to see you in this house today
Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:30 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sammy111 at 14-04-2012 05:31 PM (12 years ago)
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IF I HEAR EHHH.....HI
Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:31 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Brnsugarbabe37 at 14-04-2012 05:33 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: HOPEA23 on 14-04-2012 05:29 PM
Nor mind him...he too like women.
LMAO!!!  HE MORE THAN LIKE, HE LOVE, DESIRE, CHERISH, ADOR, ETC CAN GO ON N ON!!!
Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:33 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Brnsugarbabe37 at 14-04-2012 05:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: nice9ija on 14-04-2012 05:30 PM
were are you coming from? just go back to the place go and eat there i don't want to see you in this house today
FUNY!!
Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOPEA23 at 14-04-2012 05:38 PM (12 years ago)
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I didn't kill my mother so u will not kill me oo.
I never disobeyed my parents..
I can't kill myself for any child that won't listen to me..I can still make more
I brought you into this world "so listen o me because I'm your mother and will never lead you to the wrong way.. I came to this world before you so listen to me.
Why can't you be like all those children coming out first in class?
Mom. Son u are to young to be carrying girls .. They will distract you from your studies
Mom.. Child common English you can't even speak.. So all the money wa I ta dey pay your school fees are just wasted..huh.. I sent you to school to learn and not to grow to become like me..
Child. Mom I an hungry. Mom come chop me na like you don't your way to the kitchen ..hisses I'm hungry too ..can't u feed me..hiss
Mom..daughter that is how you will go to your husband house and disgrace me.

Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:38 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 14-04-2012 05:39 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sammy111 on 14-04-2012 05:31 PM
IF I HEAR EHHH.....HI
Nice ohe

Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:39 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 14-04-2012 05:40 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: nice9ija on 14-04-2012 05:30 PM
were are you coming from? just go back to the place go and eat there i don't want to see you in this house today
Lol... Yes go back to where u are coming ,,,you are not gonna enter my house...

Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:40 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Brnsugarbabe37 at 14-04-2012 05:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: HOPEA23 on 14-04-2012 05:38 PM
I didn't kill my mother so u will not kill me oo.
I never disobeyed my parents..
I can't kill myself for any child that won't listen to me..I can still make more
I brought you into this world "so listen o me because I'm your mother and will never lead you to the wrong way.. I came to this world before you so listen to me.
Why can't you be like all those children coming out first in class?
Mom. Son u are to young to be carrying girls .. They will distract you from your studies
Mom.. Child common English you can't even speak.. So all the money wa I ta dey pay your school fees are just wasted..huh.. I sent you to school to learn and not to grow to become like me..
Child. Mom I an hungry. Mom come chop me na like you don't your way to the kitchen ..hisses I'm hungry too ..can't u feed me..hiss
Mom..daughter that is how you will go to your husband house and disgrace me.

2 FUNY MY STOMACH IS KILLIN ME FROM LAFFTER!! ABOUT TIME SUMTHIN NICE ON NP, INSTEAD OF THE INSULTS N FOOLISHNESS!!
Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Brnsugarbabe37 at 14-04-2012 05:45 PM (12 years ago)
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WAT ABOUT THE THINGS THE FATHER SAY!!! THAT SHOULD B INTERESTING
Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 14-04-2012 05:48 PM (12 years ago)
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why u dey chop dry bread...son: ur mama dey crase?

Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:48 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 14-04-2012 05:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Like father like son
Mom.. Daughter all your mates are married living in their husband house,,,and yu are in my own becoming a madam abi..stay there and be making mouth na...you Berra go out there and o look for a husband...
Mom..child if I open my eyes and see you are still here......
Mom..child when I was your age I used to do everything.....
Somebody give you money...child lemme kept it for you.
Mom.. Daughter come home early so u can cook food for your father..
Mom..to her older child.. Listen help your siblings with their homework ...and give dem bath.( automatically one of your sisters or brothers become your child)

Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:49 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- tippa at 14-04-2012 05:50 PM (12 years ago)
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dats 4 d ladies, they alwayz go nuts. guyz don't have problem with moms...1luv.
Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:50 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- HOPEA23 at 14-04-2012 05:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Brnsugarbabe37 on 14-04-2012 05:45 PM
WAT ABOUT THE THINGS THE FATHER SAY!!! THAT SHOULD B INTERESTING
Yep...I think u should post that.. Lol

Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:51 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 50scent at 14-04-2012 05:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: HOPEA23 on 14-04-2012 05:29 PM
Nor mind him...he too like women.

So what else if not women, Stick? or stone?  Sad Sad Sad

Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:54 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 50scent at 14-04-2012 05:55 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Brnsugarbabe37 on 14-04-2012 05:28 PM
WER IS YURS NO U HAV PLENTY 2 SAY!! WATS UP 50 HOW R U!!!

I have plenty to say, but right now im observing some sexy angel brb Cool

Posted: at 14-04-2012 05:55 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 14-04-2012 05:56 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: 50scent on 14-04-2012 05:54 PM
So what else if not women, Stick? or stone?  Sad Sad Sad
Babe.. Oyo bring your face to the bedroom   Make I arrange am for you.

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- wilat at 14-04-2012 05:59 PM (12 years ago)
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Lloz,so on point...but its good joo

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- Brnsugarbabe37 at 14-04-2012 06:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: HOPEA23 on 14-04-2012 05:51 PM
Yep...I think u should post that.. Lol
U POST IT IM NOT NIGERIAN N I DNT NO WAT ALL THEY SAY!! BUT I DO NO!! N THAT THE MOMS R FUNIER THAN THE DADS!!!
Posted: at 14-04-2012 06:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOPEA23 at 14-04-2012 06:01 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Brnsugarbabe37 on 14-04-2012 06:00 PM
U POST IT IM NOT NIGERIAN N I DNT NO WAT ALL THEY SAY!! BUT I DO NO!! N THAT THE MOMS R FUNIER THAN THE DADS!!!
So where are you from if I may ask... Hope u don't mind?

Posted: at 14-04-2012 06:01 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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