u know say me i wiked,

i go clear ur brain for u.......... na so them dey format naaaa

nothing go remain there again
hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohioooooooooooooooo

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

e mi ke

fi mi sile jare

gbosa for ur face
 

A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classRoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."

commot for here jare

u wan come dey do anyhow bcos them dey compliment ur lips abi

infact, ur lips no fine
 

Lol..we thank God ur provocatn still dey..lol...Leave me nd my lips alone na..Shuuuu..wetin sef? 

oh boy talk true naaaaaaa..she get nice lips

am doing gr8!!!!!
nd u?
 

my man na blues 4 life.why u dey always 4ollow me?

stop oooooooo
huh!!!!!
 

see see!!!!

4get all this thing wey una dey do oooooo
me i no like am cos ee dey even affect me

stop all these cursing abeg una oooo

try and bcom pals again
 

@kris,

y u dey sleep naaa

the joke dey make piss catch me
 

na true she talk ooo cos she be Virgin

wat is this supposed to be? 

ha! where did u download this joke 4rm eh?? this joke tooooooo dry abeg o.

stop insulting someone now
its not good oooo
 

Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.

It was then observed that 100 % of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.