Na wa o

If u lv him nd u ar sure he loves u ,u can giv him a chance

Dis is stupidity

A nursery 1 pupil in a danfo bus was reviewin d day's lesson at school.if my dad is a cock nd my mum is a hen,i wil b a chick.if my dad is a lion nd my mum is a lioness,i wil b a cub.if my dad is a king nd my mum is a queen,i wil b a prince.d danfo driver was irritated by d noise nd told d boy 2 stop but he didn't.den d danfo driver shouted-wat if ur mum na ashawo nd ur dad na armed robber,d boy replied:i wil b a danfo driver.

Interestin,so wat abt u,ar u an old woman?

Really

Really

If am a kid wat ar u

No i'm 6.

A guy arrived at a hotel wit a lady 15yrs older dan him.
Hotel manager: sori,we dont allow such here.
Man: she's my mum.d manager gave him d key,not fully convinced.d manager den asked a maid 2 verify.
Maid: yes she is his mom
manager: hw did u knw?
Maid: i saw her Bosom feedin him.

A drunk was dreamin he came back to life as a hen,he was to lay eggs.He pushed hard,layed d first,2nd & as he was pushin very hard to lay d 3rd one,he heard his wife say "john wake up,u dey shit 4 bed".

Men are d best cook,wit  two eggs,a sausage nd little milk,dey can fill a girl's tummy for nine months.

One early mornin,a young boy walked up 2 his father nd said,daddy if u ar d ruler of dis country,wat wil u do 4 me nd my mummy but d father ignored him.d boy asked d second time nd third time.In answerin,d father said,if i am d ruler of dis country,u wil b d pencil nd ur mother wil b d eraser.

Obasanjo,ibb nd atiku were on a plane.
Obj said: i can throw #1000 note down nd make som1 happy.
Ibb said: i can throw two #500 notes down nd make two pple happy.
Atiku said: i can throw five #200 notes down nd make 5 pple happy.
D pilot heard dem nd said 2 himself-"idiots",i can throw all three of u down nd make 150million pple happy.

At a funeral of a  famous prostitute,a man in d crowd said "At last,d two wil finally b 2geda".den someone asked who?And d man said "her legs".

One evenin,a boy saw his mother Bosom feedin his younger brother,so he grew jealous.At midnite,d boy went nd rubbed poison on his mum's Bosom ,d next day,deir gateman died.

Teacher: gudmornin students
students: gudmornin ma.
D teacher den tuk tolu's pen 2 write somtin.After dat,she started writin somtin on d board.she looked back nd found out dat tolu wuz not writin anytin.she asked: y ar u not writin,tolu replies "my penis in ur hand".d teacher beat him nd said-wat is d meanin of dis rubbish,tolu replied wit cry & said: ma i 4got 2 put space b/w pen nd is,wat i mean is dat-my pen is in ur hand.

Teacher:wen we die,which part of our body goes 2 heaven first nd why?
Eze: our head,cos my daddy always bow down wen he prays nd nacks his head on d ground.
Kester: our hands,cos my daddy always points his hands heavenwards wen he prays.
Marcel: u both ar fools.our legs is d first jor.1 fateful day i heard my mum screaming,i tried to gain access to her room but it wuz locked.I peeped nd saw her leg pointin heaven-wards,my daddy slept over her in form of Elijah,one leg stil pointed heaven-wards.Den she began screamin-oh God,i'm comin,yes,yes,yes i'm comin,yes i'm comin.If not dat my dad wuz at home,we wud hv lost her dat fateful day.

When wil wickedness stop in dis our country,jst bcos u had a quarrel wit som1 mum,u nw went 2 amputate d child.NA ONLY GOD GO SAVE US 4  9JER[size=][/size][size=][/size]