There was a very rich man who was dying and he has three bosom friends,one was a Yoruba man,the other one a Hausa man and the last an Igbo man.Before he died,he gave each of his friend an amount of three(3)million and instructed them to put all the money he gave them back into his coffin before he will finally be buried.So on the day of his(ie the rich man)burial,all his three friends were there and the Yoruba man was first to put and he put 2 million naira and kept one million for himself,The Hausa put one million naira into the rich's man coffin also and kept 2 million for himself and the last person who is the Igbo man came and put a cheque for three million naira and told the dead man to go and withdraw the money from his a/c in the bank!!!
One day,a pastor who was blessing and proclaming miracles to his congregration during a crusade,while blessing and proclaming miracles on them,He said it has been written that you all are going to have aids this year ie A=Abudant blessings,I=Integrity,D=Divine favours,S=Suffient grace.To conclude his prayers,he said to them,my your AIDS be incurable in Jesus name and the congregration were all silent!!!
A plane was carrying the president,vice-president,senate president and the inspector general of police only with the pilot controlling it.So while the four were discussing,the president said,I wil throw down 1 #1000 note and make 1 person happy,the vice said,I wil throw down 2 #500 notes and make 2 people happy,the senate pred. said,I wil throw down 5 #200 notes and make 5 people happy,the I.G of police said,I will throw down 10 #100 notes and make 10 people happy,THEN THE PILOT HEARD THEM TALKING AND SAID TO HIMSELF IDIOTS,I WIL THROW DOWN FOUR OF YOU AND MAKE 100 MILLION PEOPLE HAPPY!!!
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