Seems the man is impotent...can't imagine 4 nine yrs no be mths!

...well nah both of dem and u fit be betty...wey be longer throat @Bahceerat...lol...am gonna post more beta one's later!

Two little bosom friends named Betty and Emy were from different parents.They did almost everything together like going to school,playing,reading etc.One day Emy's father died and on the day of the burial,Betty was there to console his friend as he has been doing since Emy's father died.So after the interment,Betty saw how the elders of the land divided a fat goat and gave Emy's family half of it and they took the other half as their culture,So Betty being a greedy and itchy throat Kid,left his friend and ran all the way back to their house and when he saw his father,he(Betty)started crying,and his father asked him wats wrong,Betty replied and said Daddy,I saw how the elders divided a goat and gave Emy's family half after the burial,SO I WANT YOU TO DIE SO THAT I CAN EAT GOATMEAT,AND HIS FATHER WAS SHOCKED!!!

There was a man who always fight and quarrel with the wife mostly in front of their little kid called Junior,During the fight and quarrel the man will always call the wife Idiot while the wife will call the hubby a Useless man.So one day at school,Junior was playing games with his friends when one of his friends pushed him down,and Junior being angry called him a wicked boy,So the boy said your father is an idiot,To the boy's suprise,Little Junior started laughing and said to the boy,You made a mistake,cos my mum is an Idiot while my dad is a Useless man...And all his friends bursted out with Laughter!

One day A man called Mike decided to travel to his villa with his private car unknown to him that his car was faulty.After recieving lots of farewell from his family members,he embarked on the ill-fated journey.So as he was speeding on the highway,the car developed fault and he stopped and luckily for him,he was with the tools,so he started repairing it fast without parking clearly from the roadside.As he was repairing,a heavy trailer with speed hit the man's waist(ie from his hips to the legs)carryn it away,Surprisingly the man was still repairn the car unknown of wat happned to him,and he was sweating cos the sun was fiercely shinning,So he decieded to wipe his face with his handkerchief inside his trousers,He couldn't see it,SO HE STARTED SHOUTING" I HV LOST MY WAIST AND MY TROUSERS...SOMEBODY HELP!!!!!!!