no ,
na derbibino
madboy

look him closely he is not albino

Why the English Language is important.
One spelling mistake can destroy or cos a very big problem.

A husband, on his business trip. wrote a message to his wife.
He forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word.
 

" I am having such a wonderful time!  Wish you were her

You no know how much you pay okada man? abi you always take okada?

Luckily for him he had an uncle who worked in d medical college so he now embarked on a journey to secure an admission in medicine. The following discussion went on between the boy an his uncle.
Uncle. - Jnr long time how are you doing? Boy - I'm ok 'I came looking for admission in your faculty. Uncle - so how was your O' levels. Boy - fine oh. I really want to be the first Doctor from our village and with your help I can secure admission.
Uncle - What was your result like? Boy - Two credits in Igbo and Agric . Uncle - laughing said u can still be a Doctor but a native doctor. You will use your credit in agric to look for herbs and igbo to chant incantations

mine goes dis way::i neva i was blind to ve dated an ugly person like u,tank God u did not send me to early grave.u neva see someone like mi again in ur life.bleep u!!!

i feel ur pain 

I don't know y d devil shld be blame 4 evertin even when it is intentional. she planned it, she never loved him.

niger delta no dey carry last na, this is just the beginning
thumbs up
J- JONATHAN
E-EBELE
G-GOOD LUCK
A-AZIKIWE

how can he ve bank account when his not working

I know that all the people that will read this post will surely judge me,but i know am not the one to be blame for it.....pls i need your reply to help me know what to do to get out of it.  I was dating him first,after the first three months of our relationship i fell sick that i even spent close to two months in the hospital,he was a very caring, loving and romantic man to me,he stood by me thru out that period,he gave me a reason to live again.....but something happened along the line,i noticed that be4 i got discharged from the hospital he started dating my senor sister,and when i came back home,he invited me to come to his house which i did,and to my greatest surprise,he huge my sister and shaked me,but to cut the long story short he got married to my sister and they are bless with 3 lovely kids,but i noticed that after 2years of their marriage he started asking me out again,and one day i went to visit them and he came into my room at the middle of the nite and forced him self on me,i tried shouting,but he has already beaten me blue black that i was not able to move any part of my body again,so he was able to have sex with me that day.....and since then we have been doing it,but for past 8months now have refused to allow him touch me just because i feel am doing the wrong thing,but he is always on my neck,calling my phone,begging me to come back to his life. Am so so confuse now,dont really know what to do. SHOULD I CALL MY SISTER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING,OR SHOULD I JUST IGNORE HIM AND KEEP IT AS A SECRET THAT WE WILL BOTH TAKE TO OUR GRAVE?PLS SEND IN YOUR REPLY FAST.

this place be like shawa-shawa forum for your eyez?

I recently paid a visit to a millionaire's house, and ended up not having anything to drink despite the offer.
Below is how the offer was made to me:

Question: "What would you like to have..... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"
Question: "Ceylontea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?"
Answer: "Ceylontea"
Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"
Answer: "White"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"
Answer: "With milk."
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please."
Question: "Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: "Uhmm? I will take it black."
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question:" Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar"
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Wow! Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water?"
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer: "Gee! I give up.... just forget about everything."
 
 

cheii poster ,when your yeye go expire ,
i dey ask because the thing just dey add and add

Thank u Missy, but lemme ask u this question
what happens in d days of mamas and fathers??
Was there anything like dating and getting to know each other b4 d marriage???

I wouldnt be wrong if i say that u are in one way or the other supporting premarital sex