I luv shontelle

I don't understand why u are complaining, its not like they asked you for the latest iphone or to buy a car or build a house and funish it, its only a BB. Try to dey act like say u self be bigboi sometimes na, lol.

Na the food we cook together dey sweet pass even though hin get too much salt and pepper.

If am marrying for money no way i sign anything, if its for love then i can sign because one of my criteria for marry the one i love is that he must be richer than i am.

A relationship isnt just about how often you have sex, to solve this exact problem was the reason, sextoys were invented.

A chance for idiots to willy nilly use vulgar terms and get their freak on, it does nothing in building the strenght of a relationship.

Whomever wrote the headline for this topic on the front page couldn't tell the difference between knee and kneel?

My Mum.

You get aids?

His name is not the only one i recognized but among the ones i did, he has more personality, have u read d dude's comments? i av.
Sorry, its common knowledge that unless u are an American citizen u can't be president.

Do u want to win?

Onchedu, one of the very few people whose name on there i recognize.

Yes?

So you don turn basketmouth now abi, because mesef watch nite of a thousand laughs o, u no need repeat am.

Ofcourse am a bargain hunter, that's what smart people do, the 4th generation is gonna come out soon, and this is gonna turn into an artifact. "Ipody" really u came up with that all by urself?

If that's you in the picture, gurl u look really cute.

1- first mistake "only matured minds"-matured minds no dey NP.
2- As u are in a relationship, even if u r not looking 4 anything with Ego, leave the girl alone. I don't think the girl will even remember you so don't complicate the girl's life with drama because of ur own unnecessary selfishness.
3- Ewo if u help me see Ego
    Make u tell am I don go
    She no look and so
    I don pack my load go

You go weewee, i will help you

Yes, i know i am jobless, its a disease.

Dranatomy's history 4 those who don't know

1. He claimed to be virgin and almost called all d girls wh*res (we are thankful he is tapping some friction now which leads to point number 2)
2. He is a hypocrite
3. He was giving all those medical advise saying he's a medical student (i would think he would open up a hospital or pharmacy rather than whatever company he has dreamed up)
4. We all know this is tales by moonlight, @ Dranatorubbish, ebgon eje lo wa ise kun ise owo yin, ki eto jeun sori bi tede.

@ Poster, why u dey waste Temi's time like this na, she dey give you advise wey u just go never use, why ur profile talk say na Naija u dey? U be Naija wishing to go China?

What am i missing? That you all have gathered here simply out of desperation to win something totally as insignificant as an ipod you can get @ walmart for $ 94 or cheaper on craigslist? Yes if that is it you are absolutely right, i am missing it.