Uncocking

I knw I can't be

Oga, na so dem ban me too o

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early.

One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early, she did a little gardening, spent play time with her son, and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss!

Gently she closed the door and crept out of the house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

“No way!” the blonde exclaimed. "Madam almost caught me yesterday!"

I fit no come o, but I go try bcos I fit miss una 4 here!

If the man is rich, then I doubt d lady. If d man is poor, I doubt him..

Hmmm...

I hope I'm not being gay by not finding him sexy

Lolz, wahala!

I sight u all

Na correct emagency dis poster need o

Wetin be dis?

I'm sorry Noblelady, was I supposed to laugh?

Nkan nbe!

are u sure those are her words? But still, is it only peace that begets those? Without patience, one can't still attain the desired peace. So, I think Mama Peace is confused and pointless.

Old joke

Aunty Alabi, I dey fine o, longest time!

Lolz

A farmer goes out one day and buys
a brand new stud rooster to copulate
with his chickens. The
farmer puts the rooster straight in
the pen so he can get down to
business.
The young rooster walks over to the
old rooster and says "OK, old fellow,
time to retire."
The old rooster says, "You can't
handle all these chickens....look at
what it did to me!"
The young rooster replies, "Now,
don't give me a hassle about this.
Time for the old to step aside and
the young to take over, so take a
hike."
The old rooster says, "Aw,
c'mon.....just let me have the two old
hens over in the corner. I won't
bother
you," The young rooster says,
"Scram! Beat it! You're washed up!
I'm taking over!"
So, the old rooster thinks for a
minute and then says to the young
rooster, "I'll tell you what, young
fellow, I'll have a race with you
around the farmhouse. Whoever
wins the race gets domain of the
chicken coop. And if I'm so feeble,
why not give me a little head start?
The young rooster says, "Sure, why
not, you know I'll still beat you,"
They line up in back of the
farmhouse, get a chicken to cluck
"Go!" and the old rooster takes off
running. About 15 seconds later the
young rooster takes off after him.
They round the front of the
farmhouse and the young rooster is
only about 5 inches behind the old
rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, sitting on the porch,
looks up, sees what's going on, grabs
his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the
young rooster to KFC heaven.
He shakes his head gloomily and
says, "Son of a b***h...third gay
rooster I bought this week!"

Lwkmd...