| An international competition for the hottest gas from the anus, popularly called "MESS" was held in Lagos hosted by Nigeria. Only ten countries(Ghana, England, Morocco, Brazil, Nigeria, USA, China,Canada, Japan, France) qualified to participate. So many professional specialists of "MESS" in nigeria were invited and tested and one Mr. IGBEDE GBUN GBUN was appointed to represent Nigeria in the competition.
During the grand-finale of the competition in Abuja, the stadium was filled to capacity and people were waiting to see the winner. Representatives of all the countries involved, did the very best with their anus to impress the crowd, by making the vibration louder and the smell thicker: like the representative of Ghana, Kofi Ugbudor who was almost concluded to have won gave a very mighty sound from his anus which sounded GRU GU GRU DUNNNN..... The gas alone caused dizziness in the people watching!
After set and dawn came the last man to give is own "MESS" Incredible! (The commentator shouted, this is a Nigerian!), then Mr. IGBEDE GBUN GBUN who had probably eaten some bomb and petroleum wastes and forbidden food came to the stage and bent his buttocks facing the crowd. This time the commentator became very conscious of this strange man from Nigeria. The next sound people could hear was DUUUUUUUHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....!!! from his anus. and nobody felt anything. But in not more than 3 minutes, the gas emitted from his anus went through the microphone used in the stadium and came out through the speakers and started killing people. Because the "MESS" was too powerful the commentator died as he was about confirming him the winner of the competition and not too long "MESS KILLER" became the only one in the whole stadium after he had caused the death of millions of people. Later that evening, he took his award to CNN, but all the staff of CNN immediately ran away when they reaized his appearance and he was declared wanted by the Nigerian government. |
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