Hey it was almost midnight n i know all her uncles n non of them is frm d north.i comfronted her n she was beating round the bush n telling me she didn't receive any call,well i guess she was in the bath room when the old man picked up.i knw nt all babes are like that,but the good one culd easily flip 4 the naira note.it nt abt size or bed performance,i'm too gamed to flop 4 any ladies wants.she was wit me 5 day b4 d incident,i cldn't b so wrong.mazi,vivian
I couldn't believe what my ear was hearing,a old man,s voice and he couldn't speak good english,at last no more good girl after she,s been accusing me of receiving text messages,y are babes like this.can u ladies tell me why u hurt guys and make so much noisd when u are on the receiving side
Alot of people prefer to marry babes that are segxwally inclide n sound on bedmatics issue.sex should not be a criteria to choose ur life partner.sex is one of my hobbies,but it doesn't make me vunerable to making wrong decision in choosing a partner.i prefer intellectually sound babes than dumb ass super models
A little boy and girl were outside playing and they were very competitive. The little boy said "My wagon's bigger than your wagon!" The little girl said "No it's not!" The boy said "Is too! Let's measure!" They measured and the girl said "Oh gosh, it is." They played some more and the boy said "My daddy can beat up your daddy!" The girl said "He can not!" The boy said "Can too! Watch!" The two fathers fight and the little boy's father wins. The girl says "Oh gosh, he can." They play some more and the little boy smiles and says "I've got something you don't have!" The little girl says "Do not!" The boy says "Do too! Look!" He pulls his pants down and shows her. The little girl starts crying and runs into her house because she keeps losing. A little while later she comes out with a big smile on her face. The little boy says "What are you so happy about?" The girl pulls up her dress and says "My mommy said as long as I have one of these, I can get as many of those as I want!"
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there.
They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'Oral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.
The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.
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