rezi i no say ur hobby go b beefin pple

lil johnny & jenny are only 10yrss old but knew dey were in love. one day, dey decided dat dey want 2 get married, so johnny goes 2 jenny's dad 2 ask 4 her hand.
johnny bravely walks up 2 him & says 'Mr Smith, me & jenny r in luv & i want 2 ask u 4 her hand in marriage' thinking dat was d cutest thing, Mr Smith replies 'well johnny, u r only 10. where will u 2 live?' without even thinking, johnny replies, 'in jenny's room. it's bigger than mine & we can both fit dere nicely.' still thinking dis is just adorable, Mr Smith says with a huge grin 'ok, den how will u live? u're not old enough 2 get a job. u'll need 2 support jenny.' again johnny answers instantly. 'our allowance, jenny makes 5 bucks a week & i make 10 bucks a week. datz about 60 bucks a month, & dat should do us just fine' by dis time Mr Smith was shocked. so, he thinks 4 something dat johnny wont have an answer 2. after a second he said, 'it seems u have it all figures out. i just have 1 more question 4 u. wot will u do if d 2 of u should have little ones of our own?' johnny just shrugs his shoulder and says, ' well, we have been lucky so far'

d day b4 thanks giving, this lil boy heard his mum & dad fighting. d husband said 2 his wife, "U stupid bitch, u have floppy tits" she wasnt about about 2 b outdone & said "well u have a crooked privates, u bastard" d lil boy heard all word dey said. after dey were done fighting, he went up 2 d mum & asked her wot bitches & bastards were. she told him dey were pple. den he asked wot crooked dicks and floppy tits were. she told him dey were coats and hats. d lil boy accepted both answer n went his way
d next day, dey were getting ready 4 a huge feast wit friends & family. d lil boy went up where his dad was shaving. d dad cut himself & said "shit!" wel once again, d boy started asking questions & asked wot "shit" means. d dad told him dat it was "shaving cream". d boy accepted dis answer & went downstairs where his mum was stuffing turkey. wen d mum cut herself with a knife, she said"f*ck!" d boy once again asked wot "f*ck" was and she told him it was "stuffing" about that time, d door bell rang.
wen d lil boy went 2 answer d door, it was his grandparents. upon opening the door, d lil boy said "hi bitches and bastards. let me take your crooked dicks and floppy tits 4 u. dad's upstairs putting shit on his face and mum's in d kitchen f*cking the turkey"