Dearest sweet heart,
     I can't send my salary this month, so i am sending
100 kisses. You are my sweetheart
      Your husband
       allen


The wife replies after some days;

Dearest sweetheart,
     Thanks for your 100 kisses, here are the expenses in
detail:
1. The Milkman agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. The landlord comes everyday and takes 2 or 3 kisses
instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so i have
given him some other items....?
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

     Please don't worry about me, i have a remaining balance
of 35 kisses and i hope i can complete the month using this
balance. Shall i plan the same way for next month?
     Please Advice!!!
     
    Your wife
     Ellen

Dearest sweet heart,
     I can't send my salary this month, so i am sending
100 kisses. You are my sweetheart
      Your husband
       allen


The wife replies after some days;

Dearest sweetheart,
     Thanks for your 100 kisses, here are the expenses in
detail:
1. The Milkman agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. The landlord comes everyday and takes 2 or 3 kisses
instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so i have
given him some other items....?
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

     Please don't worry about me, i have a remaining balance
of 35 kisses and i hope i can complete the month using this
balance. Shall i plan the same way for next month?
     Please Advice!!!
     
    Your wife
     Ellen

a young man goes into a phamacy and says to the phamacist hello could you give me a condom.i'm going to my girlfriend's house for dinner and i think i may be in with a chance.the phamacist gives him and on his way out  turns back and says.''give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too.and always  crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and i think i might strike it lucky there too''.the phamacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving again turns back and says,''go on give me  another condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and makes eyes at me when she sees me and since she invited me for dinner, i think she is expecting me to make a move! During dinner,the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,the When the dad gets there,the boy lowers his head and starts praying:    "dear lord,bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us".A minute later the boy is still praying,keeping his head down.the others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others.she gets close to the boy and says in his ears,"i didn't know you were so religious    ." The boy replies, "i didn't know your dad is a pharmacist!"