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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Saving U.S (Page 2) on: 15-02-2011 01:23 AM
networking ke, na real global village. internet sef go jealous, the interconnectivity pass bad
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Aftermath on: 15-02-2011 01:20 AM
u just think am now now 4 ur head abi
3  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: SWISS FREEZE MUBARAK FAMILY ACCOUNTS on: 15-02-2011 12:17 AM
@ rosemerry
reasons why seized funds are never entirely repatrated:
conflict of interest, bureaucratic bottlenecks, hypocrisy, diversion of such funds, sincere accountability.
take your pick
4  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Can u turn a wh*re into a house wife? (Page 5) on: 6-02-2011 07:50 PM
passing Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
5  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Man Strips Policemen Naked on: 5-02-2011 05:34 PM
Quote from: chimeskan on  5-02-2011 12:33 PM
E yaa. Idle man is....
the guy or the cop?

cops are lying through their teeth.
assaulted a police officer, insulted him, manhandled him is their regular line but strip 2 cops naked, that's pushing it.
wonder if they still had their boxers on after the drama.
6  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: you can never know until I tell you! (Page 4) on: 5-02-2011 04:45 PM
psh, so much talk over  a dead snake, malaysian, what abt puerto-rican
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Love on a bus (Page 2) on: 5-02-2011 04:40 PM
Now answer the following questions:
1. Why did Mr. Ibekwe join Sahara Reporters?
a) and i'm out of gas

funny story
8  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds on: 5-02-2011 03:45 PM
weight gain is really a bad reason to give ur spouse for not remembering ur anniversary.

could ve ended with:
Bob ended up in ICU at the local hospital later that evening.
9  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Who be d boss? on: 5-02-2011 03:39 PM
na wa oh
here's your chicken
whatz  dat?
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: santa and banta on: 5-02-2011 03:36 PM
joke, na first to laugh now
11  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: no b me post am o on: 5-02-2011 03:33 PM
if na u nko?
12  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Why D craze for sex among men (Page 2) on: 5-02-2011 03:27 PM
ans: quick and high rate of nocturnal return on investment.
13  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Sindy 26 a Medicine student of uniben is pregnant for 16yrs old Eddy*** on: 5-02-2011 02:42 PM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on 11-01-2011 12:16 PM
Make he get twins sef i go like am more...............

16, wetin he wan look for gal pant?? wen his tin neva grow sef  Angry Lips Sealed

flymama: wen his tin neva grow sef
muyo: aw u take know?
14  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Perfect Answers To silly Questions on: 5-02-2011 02:41 PM
cute
15  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: how do i get out of this?? on: 5-02-2011 02:10 PM
go on an holiday or something. find something, an activity you find exciting and indulge yourself.
in time will 4get and be ready to move on, besides he's married to someone else, will be hard to let that go

so chillax and go diving, see some nature, go treasure hunting(if u like to fantasise)
and in good time, things will fall in place.

more importantly, PRAY. PRAYER is the MASTER KEY
16  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: SSS seizes N1.7 billion cash at Lagos Airport on: 5-02-2011 01:56 PM
and the foreign reserve keeps dwindling on the preserve of some unchosen few.
the kind of infrastructure that money can provide if its properly invested.
asking for FDI's and we keep funding the growth of foreign economies rather than ours.
that kind of money will make a good addition to the SWF.
if our governors are bereft of ideas, they can at least try looking inwards otherwise @ the right time, there will be no place on earth they can hide.

Mheen, imagine aw many jobs that'll provide.
anyways got a few ideas on how to make jobless youths less angry
17  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Shania Twain marries husband of the woman who took her own husband. on: 26-01-2011 12:50 PM
Quote from: Pointzero on 13-01-2011 10:50 AM
Trade By Barter

who says you need cash to make an exchange
18  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: MAID DEFILES 20 MONTH OLD BOY on: 26-01-2011 12:26 PM
oooooor, she 4 go downstairs go call aboki when the thing hold am.
abi aboki scarce 4 lusaka ni?
19  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Caroline Ekanem-Danjuma stripped naked by angry Husband! (getting ugly) on: 26-01-2011 12:21 PM
nautalkam now.
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