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1  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: iGBOS KWAM KWAM KWAM......... on: 23-11-2011 12:34 PM
Gwam gwam gwam, gwam okuru kpom anughi udaya

Gwam gwam gwam, gwam esighi isi ereghi ure

Gwam gwam gwam, gwam ata piam obi agba na ngole ___________ (mejue okwu ahu)


Okuru kpam anughi udaya bu Mbe
Esighi isi, ereghi ure bu ogwute
Amaghi m nke ozo
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Read and drop jokes on: 7-07-2009 09:20 PM
One woman died and went to heaven. she asked God. God why did i die now? God sent her back and told her that she has, 41 years, 3 Months, 2 weeks and 4 days to live in the world. She came to life and went for surgery. She changed herself to a man. after 2 days, a car killed her. She went to heaven and asked God, God why did i die now? you say i still have 41 years, 3 months, 2 weeks and 4 days to enjoy myself! why did u take me after 2 days?. God was like, Ohh is that you? Oopps i did not recognise you again. now go to my left hand. lol.
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Read and drop jokes on: 7-07-2009 09:06 PM
One man was not happy about how people were urinating on his wall. One day he wrote please, men dont urinate here order by Landlord. People were urinating, even women joined. You know women urine can pull wall down. He clean it and wrote, please men, women do not urinate here order my police. (maybe that word police will scare them away). for where. old people joined. the more he is writing, the more group are joining. he does not know what to write or do. he use to write it with chalk. now he cleaned it and wrote with charcoal, Men and women bring your urine here, needed Urgently by native doctor. he now hang red, white and black cloth, small bottle with water in it on the wall.
since that day if anybody wants to urinate and see that, they will run away and say not my urine, you will use. not knowing that they are doing good thing for the poor man, that was saying please, please, please. this time he did not say please. lol
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