ure a hypocrite..which respect av u given to ur president..u re here talkin abt respect..if u dnt av wat to say shut the fu*k up

U Can give out to the motherless baby home..buh Not Tithe cos is Meant to be brought to the house Of God..

A young man sat outside his house after a bitter divorce and noticed a crate of beer bottles.
He took out an empty bottle and smashed it into the wall swearing,you are the
reason I don’t have a wife..” smashed the 2nd, “you are
the reason I don’t have
children,” smashed the 3rd, “you are the reason I don’t
have a job..”
noticed the 4th bottle still sealed and full of beer he says,
“stand aside I know u were not involve...ℓÖ̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=D)ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇ℓ!

i just pass

Please among all these Girls who lied most
1. Bukola Says.. Waiter please, I like my Salad very hot, also can I've 2 bottles of Shawarma??
2. Dayo Says.... Ore mi give me your BB PIN let me call U.
3. Maggi Says.... I'm so tired; I just made my
hair in Shop-Rite.
4. Funke Replies.... Really? I want 2 spend my summer in London this Xmas period.
5. Ayobami explains... I Just bought my BB but I haven’t collected D PIN.
6. Toyin Brags... When I'm flying, I always like the window seat becos I open it 4 fresh air.
7. Fatima Says... I prefer London 2 UK during winter.
8. Nike Says... Hmmm, You can’t even imagine, I just bought a g-string, and the thing I like most about it is the back pocket.
9. Tosin Orders.... Please if u don't have
meat Pie, Doughnuts Or Scotch Egg, just give me snacks.
10. Vicky Laments... In our house eh, we use to have 3 Pools, until armed robbers stole 1...LMAO

I Met Emeka In A Very Thoughtful Mood.....I Asked Wats The Problem?





He Replied >>>Nna Mehn Wahala Deh ooh
I borrowed tunde 2million Naira For Facial Surgery
Nd Nau I Cant Identity him Again....

Mehn dis ona hard oooooooo

seen a thousand time....................

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