am mad i can't get angry

i went to class 2day

YOUR MAMA IS SO OLD SHE WAS AT THE AFTER PARTY WEN MOSES BROUGHT OUT THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.

YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WAS BORN SHE BROKE THE FAMILY TREE.

YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT THE TITANIC SANK BECAUSE OF HER.

YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO DROWN A FISH.

YOUR MAMA IS SO SHORT SHE SLEEPS ON THE PILLOW NOT THE BED.

YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT SHE IS STUCK IN 2007.

YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT SHE DON'T TAKE PICTURES SHE TAKES POSTERS.

YOUR MAMA IS SO OLD SHE WAS STRIPPIN AT THE LAST SUPPER FOR BLESSINGS,

YOUR MAMA IS SO OLD SHE WAS THE WAITRESS AT THE LAST SUPPER

YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT I TOOK PICTURE OF HER LAST CHRISTMAS AND AM STILL PRINTING IT.

YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT LOCKED IN A GROCERY STORE AND STARVED TO DEATH.

YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SAT ON WALMART SHE LOWERED THE PRICES.

YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE STOPPED AT A STOP SIGN AND WAITED FOR IT TO SAY GO.

YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE CLIMBED OVA A GLASS WALL TO SEE WAT WAS BEHIND IT.

YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE ASKED YOU WHAT THE NUMBER FOR 911 WAS.

YOUR MAMA IS SO OLD SHE WAS THE WAITRESS AT THE LAST SUPPER.

YOUR MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE STUCK A BATTERY UP HER BUTT AND SAID "I GOT THE POWER"

YOUR MAMA SO DUMB SHE GOT FIRED FROM WORK ON HER DAY OFF. (FROM "FRIDAY", MOST OF U KNO)

Its on Fox tv and it comes on, tuesdays and wednesdays  at 7:00pm

Chikezie is NOT goin 2 win american idol, am sorry datz the truth. David Hernadales got my vote forever after singing PAPA WAS A ROLLIN STONE i think there is a possibility he can win

PS: Chikezie is not that good, i vote for him because he is african (tryin to support my fellow naija boy)

honeybun

he is a good singer, but there are better singers in the competition. I can make a bet dat he's NOT goin' 2 win. NOT HATING

4rm afrique livin in texas

A million buck

Your mama or your boy/girlfriend (more important in ur lyf)

Am going be partying and like 5min before 12 am goin take my ass to church and go pray, after 12 go back to my party

i hate when sum boyz in dis place say dis " YOUR OK, CAN WE BE FRIENDS?" (did i ask u 2 rate me? shit, it gets on my damn nerves)

low - flo rida

luv egusi and vegetable stew.

HEY BOO, I MISSED U SO MUCH. AM SO HAPPY YOU RE BACK

forgiving

I WANT TO LEAVE THE HOUSE, BUT IT'S FREAKING COLD, AND AM BEING LAZY, I THINK AM JUST GOING TO GO SLEEP, BUT IT'S TOO EARLY TO GO TO BED THOUGH, AM JUST GOING TO LEAVE THE HOUSE, BYE PALS TALK TO YOU TOMORROW MAKE SURE U GO TO CHURCH TOMORROW OR WHERE EVER YOU GO TO WORSHIP YOUR GOD IF U AIN'T A CHRISTIAN. BYE.

SELLING
SEWING
SEEING
HEARING
TALKING
WALKING
THINKING

BLUNTING
STACKING