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1  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Naijapals virgin on: 18-09-2009 09:02 AM
E be like say na only male virgins like me full naijapal. Anyway good for us guy, we be the last saints standing.
Abi aw u wan confirm whether man na virgin or not.
2  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Ur mum,ur wife/husband and ur son,which 1 of them will u save in this situation? on: 18-09-2009 08:58 AM
Its simple dont save anybody make dead body no com dey question u. lol Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Anyway, whoever u going to save is determined by who u have strong feelings for. Most who go for there hubby becos love still dey shark them but not the one that the hubby slaps three times in a day (breakfast, lunch and dinner). Some would save their mother cos the connection of birth and wat she has gone thru in training them, they believe they can remarry and start all over again. Others would simply save the child becos the child have more live to live and would be loosing more by dying then.

Whichever decision u take, u will always face the consequences of your action.

I think the best thing is not to go on a boat with all this people and if you insist, take life jacket and two other life savers.

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3  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: i'm heart broken again on: 11-09-2009 09:43 AM
Its good to have as many broken heart as possible before you marry o sis. It makes you heart break proof. Oga couselor would tell you more about this.

So wen u marry, come house com see ur hubby on top of the housegirl, wey dem dey rock am, u go just laugh say na play them dey play and you no go faint.

So try ceejay for another broken heart and you can try anoda guy. A minimum of 10 broken heart would make your heart break proof. If you want confirm am, check my research for www.brokenheart.walahi

 Grin Cheesy Wink Smiley
4  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: This is for men only on: 11-09-2009 09:32 AM
Abeg i go like know if na ecos if real life story or you just make am up? Becos if na tru i go fit recruit u as a gigolo dey service them my old mama clients and i would be rich in no time.

Please respond.
5  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Romantically make a shoutout on: 11-09-2009 09:27 AM
I hope say we no dey deceive each other?

Anyway sha one love to all in the house. Shoutout na shoutout whether romantic or not. Read all u guyz thread, had a good laugh and makes my day.
6  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Whats is your favourite type of kiss : See types of kisses on: 11-09-2009 09:18 AM
hahahahaahahahha. I think the best kiss is combo. Giving a girl all the type of kiss wd make her go nuts. Start from angel, to belly button, to strawberry and end with cheesy.  Cool

The combo would make the girl seem as if she is flying wothout wings.

But anyway i need training in about 10 of the kisses, who is the contact person? Dguy?
7  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Chesos..he just squeezed my boobs on: 20-08-2009 06:14 PM
The truth of the matter, maybe the uncle come do Bosom  cancer test for her. The uncle did it in good faith so make una no add meaning. The uncle did not enjoy it.

Abi, if no b the case, then this is serious issue. The lady better go pray and avoid the uncle before the uncle rape am.

But if we remove the uncle thing, if a guy should squeeze ur boobs, wait a minute to see if u enjoy it, if you do, give the guy a kiss. If not, give am three hot slaps and report at the station assault na serious issue
8  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Am Dating two very good friends on: 20-08-2009 06:02 PM
Bro, u no love anyone of them oooo, u just dey enjoy urself but d bad thing be say u dey hurt the one wey u dey call ur girlfriend. Call her that she is just segxwally attractive and plead with her to forgive for lying to her. Please let her go and look for real luv.

I cant understand how u will profess love for someone, not only are u seiing someone else but her bestfriend. In fact, in my village, it is a taboo.
9  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: He Just Can Not Satisfy Me..... on: 20-08-2009 05:45 PM
You need to adopt mathmatics oooo. If he can give you 60-70% of what u need, abeg the guy don pass ooo. You need to adjust ur mode to okay or else......................... Its difficult to get all you mentioned unless he is God sent and God sent? Na only two of us remain for this world.

Abeg if you no get 60%, manage 50%. At all at all na him bad.
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