One day, there was a man in the middle of a very dark forest. So while he was there looking 4 way out, he came across an hungry lion that has almost starved to death. It was in this process that the lion thought he has found a fresh meat to eat. All of a sudden, this chase started. The hungry lion pursued this man to the extent that the man doesn't know where else to run to. Then he decided to play the lion by simply climbing a big tree. It was in this process that the lion saw him and was very happy that wahoo the food is ready. In a nut shell, the man again jumped down thinking the lion is gone forever. In some minutes later, the chase started again. Then the man stopped all of a sudden thinking the lion will not kill him. To my greatest surprise, the lion also stopped. Then the man started praying to God for stopping the lion from killing him as he has done for Daniel. Meanwhile, the lion also prayed thus: thank you father for the food given me. In the name of the father, of the son and of the holy spirit. Bless this food oh Lord for Christ sake, amen. Then he tore the man into pieces without leaving the bone alone.
O boy na so you go continue dey laugh bcos 4 this life wey you come, you will neva see the cause to cry. you no go say AMEN or make I return my prayer.
Na goat be the person wey say this joke no dey ok. guy u try but uself why you go join them basket mouth make you dey say comedy abi them tell u say na stand up nigeria we dey for here.
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O boy na so you go continue dey laugh bcos 4 this life wey you come, you will neva see the cause to cry. you no go say AMEN or make I return my prayer.