I went to a program where d pastor asked all the men to put offering according to the beauty of there wives. a man came out and gave 1 million naira that his wife is very beautiful, som gave twenty thousand, others  fifty thousand just like that. a man surprisingly came out and gave five naira only (#5) . the pastor was surprised and asked 'brother why are you offering five naira is your wife not beautiful?  the man replied and said "pastor if you see my wife you will give me change" .....  may you never marry ugly man or wonan.. say amen!  lol