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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Shit,Shut up,and Manners |
on: 8-06-2009 02:12 PM
| | there were 3 boys named shit, shut up, and maners. one day the boys are walking threw a field and shit fell into a hole, so shut up says to maners, i`ll look for help and you try to get him out.
about 5 minuts later shut up found a house, he goes up and rings the doorbell, a little old lady answers the door and says, hello whats your name?
the boy says, shut up!
little old lady says, where are your maners!?!
shut up says, in a field digging up shit!
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / A man worked at the post office |
on: 16-04-2009 08:42 PM
| | A man worked at the post office. His job was to process all the email that had illegible address. One day , a letter came address in a shaky handwriting to God, with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
The letter read:
Dear God, I am an 83years old widow, living on very small pension. Yesterday, someone stole my purse. it had $100 in it , which was all the money i had until my next pension check.
Next Sunday is Christmas and i had invited two of my friend over for dinner. without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. i have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope me?
sincerely, Edna.
the postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the round, he had had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.
Christmas came and went. A few day later another letter came from the same old lady into God. All the workers gathered around while the was opened.
Dear God, How i can never thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, i was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friend. we have very nice day and i told my friend of your wonderful gift. By the way, $4 was missing. I think it must have been those bastard at the post office
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / This Might Be Funny But Is True |
on: 16-04-2009 08:29 PM
| | Once upon a time, in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for N200 each.
The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at N200 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to N200 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N400! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at N350 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for N400 each."
The villagers rounded up all their savings they had made and bought all the monkeys. Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!
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