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1  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills on: 4-07-2010 12:23 PM
AFO-IME NA AGBA AMA OTU ARALA ARA.
2  Forum / Politics / Re: will u vote President Goodluck? on: 2-06-2010 10:10 AM
Quote from: etiese on 29-05-2010 12:10 AM
If our President Dr. Goodluck decides to contest the 2011 election will u vote him?
voting or no voting,the selection has made.so our vote is political propaganda
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A true life story on: 21-05-2010 05:52 PM
Quote from: toshyno on 15-01-2009 08:15 PM
This is a true and very moving story.
How do things like this keep happening? please read on.

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in
love with a guy who was a cleaner.

When the girl"s father came to know about their love, he did not Like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes
For a happy future. The girl"s father started searching for the two
Lovers but could not find them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in A local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will Allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you love each other Truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was
Dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the Other Side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died On the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometimes that She recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was done the very Next day because he died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl"s mother had a dream in which she saw an Old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the Guy from her daughter"s dress as soon as possible. But her mother Ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it.
Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in Fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash The Clothes which have blood stains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had The same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained.

Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady Gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something Terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the Stains, And the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.

She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home,
Someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old Lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue box, which shocked the girl. She asked "What is this...?"
And The old lady replied...



NEW IMPROVED BLUE OMO Washing Powder...
it will remove all stubborn stains!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! !"...  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Dating Vs Marriage on: 18-05-2010 08:48 PM
man which one u dey sef?is it fun or joke?u need to open ur eyes cos it is not encouraging at all
5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Gay guy on: 26-04-2010 10:29 PM
Quote from: prettyb4eva on 25-04-2010 05:47 PM
Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their
significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped
the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing
before St. Peter.

First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook
his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You
loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."

Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in,
either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even
married a woman named Candy!"

The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look
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