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1	Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: CAUGHT IN BED!!!	on: 8-11-2008 11:32 AM
Quote from: rezimero on 8-11-2008 11:22 AM since the wife no dey use am, e no want make the thing waste na. abi no be so? tru

2	Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: woman wraper.	on: 8-11-2008 11:12 AM
Quote from: rezimero on 8-11-2008 11:08 AM the guy for tell im wifey say na the latest design of hanky be dat. u funny o!..

3	Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Oga and Gateman	on: 8-11-2008 11:10 AM
this one is funny... n i like am.... better than that ya "warning" post!

4	Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Warning: Don't click if you dont want to laugh	on: 8-11-2008 11:07 AM
baby, u try.... no mind them.... though i no laugh because i no like shit talks... but no shaking..

5	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: FOR THE FIRST TIME I MET HER,SHE ASK FOR SEX.	on: 15-10-2008 01:02 PM
@Poster, have it programmed in ur brain that women LOVE SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXsssssss! So if she asked for SEx, it's not a big deal. But do you really want sex? (ask yaself). If not, keep the relationship hotter... keep her hot too.... (foreplay until she explode) no SEX. but if she explode, who you go come date?

6	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: if i turned into a zombie would you kill me?	on: 15-10-2008 12:32 PM
Quote from: serene_child on 14-09-2008 08:00 PM if i was ur best friend,lover,brother or husband and i got bitten by a zombie and turned into one myself,would u look me straight in my zombie eyes and shoot me in the head?would u spare my life for the sacred sake of friendship?would u let me bite u so u'd turn into a zombie and then we would live forever?after all friends are forever!!!!! friends ke! let me tell you my plan. I will walk slowly 20ft infront of you so you can follow me to where i parked my 4 wheel drive Jeep wey get caterpillar TIRES. The moment I enter the Jeep, i will activate its 4WD features and run over you 100 * 10 times... if you still dey shake body then I get a very might AXE wey i take dey tear WOOD for FARM. . that AXE go complete the JOB. But of course Zombies do not exists so we will always be good friends...

7	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: 18 Similarities Between Women and Computers	on: 15-10-2008 12:14 PM
I agree too... If your computer (woman) earns you money (love), n u got all important info stored in its hard disc (her brain), what happens when it suddenly stops working (she shows no more feelings)and your important information all got lost (all interests gone)? You're left with 2 options 1. Purchase a new computer and start re-installing all your previous softwares in its hard disc (get a new new baby chic and start all over your relationship from the scratch). 2. Spend all your fortune to revive the computer (her) and still lose her by the end of the struggle because (when there's no more feelings, forget it! she's gone, she IS GONE!... did you hear me righ? SHE IS GONE!!!!!) did i contribute something..?

8	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: ANYONE IN YABATECH AND UNILAG TO FALL IN	on: 14-10-2008 12:43 PM
Quote from: elizatops on 14-10-2008 11:22 AM Quote from: olahsupo on 14-10-2008 11:17 AM Quote from: prencess on 14-10-2008 10:54 AM na wawooooooooooooo Why what weting

9	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: does love really require sex	on: 3-10-2008 12:16 PM
Quote from: Otegade on 3-10-2008 11:41 AM i believe a relationship is not meant to be based on sex. at least I av been with my boyfriend for the past five years and we av not had sex before. and our relationship is growing stronger day by day. are you faithful to him? And is he too? find out and you will be surprised! Girl told Boy she's a virgin and she won't hv sex until they are married, Boy accepted! guess what? while virgin girl is away, Mr nice Boy is busy havin the fun of his life wit prettier girls who aint virgins (Almost EveryNiGht)!

10	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: CAN YOU MARRY A DIVORCEE?	on: 25-08-2008 04:55 PM
i do not see problems with it. So long it' done legally...

11	Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: why guys always lie	on: 16-08-2008 06:25 PM
regardless of your gender, we all LIE! except you've made up your mind to be faithful to just one partner.... just like me (although non yet... ) do you believe that?

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