Hey, brother! I can't believe you are saying this... You know what time it is? C'mon, man! Wake up and smell the coffee... You got a life a life ahead o' ya man!!! What the F*** are you doin' to yo' damn self? I ain't got no advice for ya, dough! YOU NEED TO MAN UP AND GROW A DICK! 

If you can't take her to Disneyland, how about booking Mc Donald's for the occasion, if there is one in your town of course!  Then invite her best buds from school as well as the neighborhood to spend the day with her partying and having a ball, hopefully various gifts will be given to her by her buds and she will definitely have a great deal of fun.

Oh-my!!! This is a great movie, dude. When is it going to premiere? I'd really like to be the first to lay my hands on that dvd.
By the way! What's the title again? A headless snake attacking a human being, it is like taking part in a Formula 1 without a car.

That's a very good question, three of my best friends at the office are married but they keep dating a lotta young girls in the city and the girls know that those fellaz are married. I have asked my friends the question why those single chicks young are falling for them you know what they say? CHEDDAR! CHEDDAR! 

Allelujah! This is gettin' sorta juicy! When is the right time? Don't make me wait till the doomsday, aight?

@Flymatica, Howdy! I appreciate your support on this photograph issue...
I am dying to see it right now!

QUESTION: Are you some kind of feminazi?

Yep! I wanna see your face too, if that ain't too much 2 ask...

It sure did back then, but the question is the cat still wanna give it a shot this time around... Show him your face, he wanna see you!!!

Xter! Xter! Xter! Xter! Xter! Xter! Xter! Xter, my man! I think you got a point there... Let her show you what she really looks like, don't you think so?

It's sad to see our brothers struggle to survive abroad because of various reasons not only papers, some of us where lucky to legally get citizenships but that does not make us better than them. The most important thing here is for us to think of investing back home so we can contribute to the development our our communities and countries. It's sad when we go back (home) and hear everyone talking about wanting to go overseas to look for greener pastures, it's cool as an idea but those people ignore the many setbacks and difficulties they'll have to endure to get there. Many have lost their lives, I for instance lost a close childhood friend in Alaska. We can make Africa a better place to live in if we unite and love one another regardless of our differences and this is the only way forward... I am very much ashamed to tell the people in my community that I am from the US or call myself American, I love Africa and I am proud to be African even my daughter always tells people that she ain't American she is African and would love to go and live there someday. Let us spread love throughout Africa and maki it a better place to live in. We have everything we need to develop ourselves, 4get about The US, the Uk, and so on... I have seen self made millionaires in my own country and they don't even dream of relocating overseas they say it paradise down here! My boss is a billionaire from Vegas but he works and lives in my home town with his wife and kids and they love it there. People! Sell your Range Rover, BMW, Mercedes, Porche or Lamborgini Diablo and take the money back to Africa to build and create jobs for your people, we need you!! 4get about your President or minister U got what it takes to bring that change in your own country!!

 ...UH?

Amen, brother! You can say that again...

I wish Africa was just one big country with one government and everyone spoke the same language and loved one another as though we were a family.

Guys! Guys! Guys! If U catch yr partner in bed with sb else, dump their ass!! Okay? 4get about talking it over, what's there to talk about? Please, don't be stupid!! Even if U take them to parliament or supreme court to discuss the matter, they're still gonna go and phyuk some other dude! If he or she phyuked sb else that'll will go on and on and on and on and on! Like they say " He who rides on a tiger never gets off."

Guys, let's be serious and avoid wasting each other's time with some senseless allegations over who is supposed to foot the bill. It's a cultural thing, folks!! I am not trying to diss our black sisters, but I have to tell it like it is. I have dated African americans here in the US and our sisters from Africa the motherland but I don't see much difference as far as financial matters are concerned. They all wanna be taken care of, I mean moneywise. When a sister foots the bill at a restaurant or at the movies she'd go like " Nigga, I think it's high time you got your ass a good job and start taking care of us 'cuz I am getting tired of spending my cash of yo' broke ass, y'nowadamsayin'? "U goin' to hear these words twenty four seven. Guys let's work hard as men to try and make some papers before these sisters conquer the world, don't just sit there doing nuthin' and wait for her to take yo' ass out to a movie or to Mc Donald for a Big Mac or somethin'. Don't worry because there still some good women out there who will do all those things for you just because of the amount of love they have for you, but the minute you phyuk up!! Brother here comes a butt load of insults and shit like " What ya gotta say nigga? I take care o' yo and this is how you wanna say thank U son of a bitch!!"   In a nutshell what I wanna say is ( IT IS A MAN'S WORLD SO LET'S TAKE OUR RESPONSIBILITIES AND RULE AS MEN ARE SUPPOSED TO, AIGHT? ). Don't just sit there and wait for a sugar mommy to fall from heaven, lad. Go out there and make some though while you still can. YOU AIN'T POOR, YOU ARE JUST BROKE WHICH IS TEMPORARY SITUATION WHICH CAN TURN OUT TO BE A BETTER ONE IF YOU SOMETHIN' ABOUT IT. Peace and enjoy the ride... Life is precious, use a condom and make money BUT don't let nobody tell you that U can't make it!! 

It seems like you mean business, buddy! Where the chick at? Let's hear what she gotta say for herself, I can can start to see that you gyus belong together... Gee, you's a lucky man! What's yo' star, though?

By all means, dude! You should always bring you CV so we can investigate and find out what you've been up to so far. You are Mr. world, do you think it's easy to trust sb like U? turn in your CV asap...