after a Sunday service the pastor was standing by the door saying goodbye to the church members as the went home. Then he saw jim who hardly came to church, so he decided to go over to encourage jim he said "Jim you are fearfully and wonderfully made, why waste the talents God has give you, be a soldier in the army of the Lord" jim said"but pastor i'm am" the pastor said "then why is it i only see you on Christmas, new year and easter" jim said "that's because i'm in the secret service"
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a dodge SRT-4 when he spotted a well known cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey doc, want to take a look at this?" the cardiologist , a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the SRT. the mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,"so Doc, look at this engine. i open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, then put back in and, when i finish it works just like new." "so how is it i make only $39000 a year, a pretty small salary, and you get the really big bucks, $1.6 million, when you and i do basically the same work" the cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic..."try doing it with the engine running"
ladies say dey want an honest loving trustworthy real guy, but they demselves aren't real. dey are never honest nd real to tell you how dey really feel
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