A nursery 1 student was in a commercial 'Danfo' transit bus while going home from school and was reciting the day's lesson at school.it went thus:if my father was a cock and my mother a hen i will be a chicken;if my father was a lion and my mother a lioness i will be a cub;if my father was a king and my mother a queen i will be a prince etc,etc. The danfo driver was irritated by the boy's 'noise',and he shouted at him by asking him to shut up but the boy continued. The bus driver shouted;what if your father was an 'armed robber' and your mother an 'ashawo' (prostitute),what will you be? The boy replied; i will be a 'Danfo bus driver'.
One day,a man was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a building,a man came running into his office and shouted"john,your daughter,anna just died in an accident right opposite this building",the gentleman was in panic.Not knowing what to do,he jumped out through his office window,while coming down,when he was near 14th floor,he remembered he didn't have a daughter named anna,when he was near the 7th floor,he remembered he was not yet married.When he was about to hit the ground he remembered that his name was not john....... PLEASE TAKE IT EASY! LEARN TO MANAGE STRESS............ IT KILLS FASTER THAN POISON.
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