Oh my God,this is so funny. But its true,sha

hmmm,abi?

i love hairy chest o.

zukuarikimika

   OUCH!!!!!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!! I AGREEEE OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Bros.i know say i sick,but this one sick pass me o.  :'( :'(

EWOOOOOOO! :'(

Two farmers,one walking alone,the other with a mule,met in the middle of a field one day.

"Say,"asked the one leading the mule"What did you give your mule when it was sick?"

"Turpentine,"said the second.

With that,they continued on their seperate ways.

Two weeks later,the farmers met again.

"Say,"said the first farmer,"What did you say you gave your mule when it was sick?"

"Turpentine"answered the second.

"It killed my mule" the first mourned.

"Killed mine tool."said the second.     

A Jewish rabbi and a priest are involved in a terrible accident.Both men climb out of their cars and stare at the wreckage.Then the

rabbi notices the priest's white collar."Oh,"says the rabbi."Brother,are you also a man of God?""Yes",the priest answers."God must

have allowed this accident to happen so we could meet and become friends.""Of course," the rabbi affirms."Lets shake hands on it."

And they shake hands."Oh look,"says the rabbi."Here is a bottle of 1944 Claret,unbroken.God wants us to seal our newfound friendship

with a drink."He hands to the priest,who uncorks it and takes two swigs,then offers it back to the rabbi who refuses."What?"says the

priest."You're not drinking?""No,"says the rabbi."I think I'll just wait for the police."

Three cross-eyed prisoners stood before a cross-eyed judge.

The judge looked sternly at the first prisoner and asked him,"Whats your name?"

"Eli Krafman",the second prisoner answered.

"I didn't ask you,"the judge snapped,looking at him.

"I didn't say anything!"the third prisoner cried.

 :'( :'( PELE

pb4

At a show in Las Vegas,a ventriloquist was performing his routine to an impressed crowd.Everything was going well until the

ventriloquist made his puppet perform a 'dumb blonde' joke.Suddenly,in the crowd,a blonde got up and said loudly "That's not

funny.What has a person's intelligence got to do with the colour of their hair?"

The ventriloquist realized she was right.He started to apologize,but the blonde interrupted him with, "You stay out of this,Mister.i'm

talking to that little jerk on your knee!"

 I guess this is out of my hands now.    is 4 my sweetie.

     is 4 all mi Naija homies.JAH BLESS.I really appreciate u guys advice.THANKS!!!!!

Er.....guys,abi na ladies,could you help me out here?I've got this friend that wants to get married at all costs.She has gone for prayers,fasted,done just about anything to get someone-any man at all to take her to the altar,but most recently,she met a guy online.they bgan 2 communicate and b4 u cn say 'Naijapals',de guy don propose.Mind you,she has never seen him b4,apart 4rm the pixs they faxed to each other,and the young man happens to be in Cotounou.My friend neva cross Abia state in her life before,but now she wants to go and see Loverboy over there!!My guts dont like it,but my sweetie is smitten.she also told me that her pestor et al hav confirmed he s d one 4 her.Some time ago,she gave me some money to keep 4 her,almost #53,000.Now she wants me to give it bck so she can travel with it.But,I know d whole thing is just a farce.so ive been stalling her,but its her money,now my ppl,wetin una dey advise mak i do?shld i jst giv her the cash and let her go,or do i hold it bck?

GUY,SURE SAY E NO B U?

  The army of the Kingdom of Siam had some of the tallest,strongest and bravest men in the world.The King was very proud of them.Every so often he would visit the men in their ranks and ask them the following questions:"How old are you?""How long have you been in my service?""Are you satisfied with your food and rations?"in that order.
  One day a Frenchman was drafted into the army.He was informed of the King's habits and was taught the answers to all the questions and to recite them,just like a parrot would.Soon enough,the King came as usual.He saw the Frenchman,beckoned to him and asked "I've not seen your face before.How long have you been in my service?" The Frenchman replied "Thirty years". The King looked surprised and asked again "Are you sure?How old are you?" to which the Frenchman answered again "Two months." "What?",cried the King. "Are you mad,or am I?" "Both,"the Frenchman said quietly. 

NEVER FIGHT AN INANIMATE OBJECT  -P.J.O'ROURKE

NEVER CUT WHAT YOU CAN UNTIE  -JOSEPH JOUBERT

NEVER THINK YOU'VE SEEN THE LAST OF ANYTHING  -EUDORA WELTY

NEVER TRY TO OUTSMART A WOMAN,UNLESS YOU ARE ANOTHER WOMAN  -WILLIAM LYON PHELPS

NEVER BE FLIPPANTLY RUDE TO ELDERLY STRANGERS IN FOREIGN HOTELS.THEY ALWAYS TURN OUT TO BE THE KING OF SWEDEN  -HECTOR HUGH MUNRO

NEVER SLAP A MAN WHO CHEWS TOBACCO  -WILLARD SCOTT

NEVER ARGUE WITH AN IDIOT-FOLKS MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE  -ANONYMOUS

A train conductor and the station attendant disagreed on the pronunciation of a train station called E-U-R-E-L-I-A.In order to end the

disagreement,they both decided to call it out in their own seperate ways.So it was that when they got there,the conductor would call

"YOUR-A-LIAH!" while the attendant would shout "YOU-REALLY-AH!"