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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: MY FIRST TIME.... on: 27-02-2011 06:07 PM
Quote from: Deffney on 25-02-2011 09:54 AM
nice poem Grin Grin Grin
Quote from: mrvoue on 25-02-2011 09:09 AM
It was my first time ever

And I'll never forget

I'd do it again

Without a single regret.

The sky was dark

The moon was high

We were all alone

Just she and I.

Her hair was soft

Her eyes were blue

I knew just what

She wanted to do.

Her skin so soft

Her legs so fine

I ran my fingers

Down her spine.

I didn't know how

But I tried my best

I started by placing

My hands on her Bosom .

I remember my fear

My fast beating heart

But slowly she spread

Her legs apart.

And when I did it
 


I felt no shame

All at once

The white stuff came.

At last it's finished

It's all over now

My first time ever

At milking a cow...


as i take dey read ur poem my dick cum hard like granite then when i realised it was a cow u were referring to av already passed it out. i shud av realised
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Naija I raise yansh for una oooooooooooooooo on: 27-02-2011 06:00 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on 26-02-2011 01:54 PM
seen, approved, and confirmed as a yoke  Grin Grin Grin Grin
stephen stephen u u be be bad bad belle belle
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: THE PRINCIPAL on: 27-02-2011 05:54 PM
Quote from: emejuru on 26-02-2011 04:45 PM
Quote from: xavexdo5 on  6-02-2011 10:15 PM
Quote from: emejuru on  5-02-2011 03:51 PM
Quote from: emmanex74 on  5-02-2011 03:41 PM
i wonder for whom the guy inherit the foolishness

 from a foolish baboon Grin Grin Grin
in the namibian zoo

opposite sanbusan village  Grin Grin
behind puntilo swarmp  Grin Grin Grin Grin
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Saint John is dead on: 27-02-2011 05:44 PM
 Grin phyuk off
5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: The obedient child on: 27-02-2011 05:36 PM
Quote from: mogbonjubola on 25-02-2011 05:19 PM
A boy named Tony was sent an errand by his parent, he walked pass his uncle's house, he met him outside and greeted him. the uncle offered him a handshake, Tony responded with his left hand coz he was holding money with his right hand. the uncle told him that next time he should put the money in his pocket.

the second day Tony was sent to by 3 eggs. he saw his uncle and quickly put the eggs in his pocket. when he got to his uncle, after the greeting, he brought out the egg and to his surprise they've broken. his uncle told him that next time, he should carry it with his hand.

the third day, Tony was sent to go and buy ram from the market. he was draging it with the rope on it's neck. when he saw his uncle, he quickly carry the ram with his two hands. the uncle said next time  he should tie a rope round it neck and drag it.

the forth day, Tony was sent to go and buy chicken in the market. he carried the chicken with his two hands. when he saw his uncle, he quickly looked for a rope and tie it round it's neck and started dragging it. his uncle saw him and questioned him and Tony said, "uncle, u know that i am an obedient child, i follow every thing u said" and the uncle said, "what a stupid boy!".

Tony carried the chicken and to his surprise the chicken is dead.

so, who is at fault?, Tony or his Uncle?
[/quote mogbo u're here by ban from posting in this forum again
6  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Slimb's :Doc n Diane on: 27-02-2011 05:24 PM
abeg pals u no notice 1 of us na laffin business she come here to do,
Omotoyo still dey laff
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Billing "U GO FEAR BILL NOW" (Page 2) on: 27-02-2011 05:21 PM
i too follow omotoyo dey laff Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
8  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Billing "U GO FEAR BILL NOW" on: 27-02-2011 05:19 PM
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
9  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Slimb's Tall man n Lady! on: 27-02-2011 05:17 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Gift i still dey wait for u.
@Omo,u can continue laffin
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: SWEET REVENGE!!!!! on: 27-02-2011 05:13 PM
abed Omo dis ur laff get remix?
i will like to hear it pls.
11  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: HAHAHA on: 27-02-2011 05:08 PM
i think my bedroom will be the best.
12  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: English on: 27-02-2011 04:58 PM
help!!!dis olodoism dey worry olodo too much.
abeg some1 help me call dokinta Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
13  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: funny classroom joke on: 27-02-2011 04:43 PM
nna nawaooooooo Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
14  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: no b me post am o on: 27-02-2011 04:39 PM
Quote from: kenolis on 25-02-2011 10:41 PM
really?
15  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: funny on: 27-02-2011 04:35 PM
hey canorose, is like u no sleep well b4 pasting.
anyway am cuming later to finish u upA
16  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: IF YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND PLEASE DON'T READ OOOOOOOOOOOOO on: 27-02-2011 04:27 PM
kelonis, are u well at all
17  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: you can never know until I tell you! on: 27-02-2011 04:20 PM
he don ask goggle,but goggle no no the answer
18  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl on: 27-02-2011 04:15 PM
 :'(
19  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: BALLS on: 27-02-2011 04:11 PM
ibi like say u don drink too much kerosine.
abeg go see ur doctor
Embarrassed
20  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Shallow concerning social morality repair on: 3-02-2011 04:50 PM
nnaa syphon2002,dis ur pix nawooooooo
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