yeah, monasea.  then we can get more

There was once a young boy who was blind from birth, he sat along the streets everyday to beg for money. He had his hat in front of him where money were usually dropped by passersby, with an inscription hanging over his neck that says I AM BLIND. PLEASE HELP ME!!!
A man walked up to him one day, dropped a few coins in the hat, took away the inscriptions from the boy's neck, cleaned the writings off, and wrote something on it.
Passersby came and dropped money, in few minutes, the hat containing  the money was full to the brim, the boy could not believe as he had never had such before.
Soon, the earlier man that earlier  wrote on his neck came by,the boy could understand his footsteps, he asked ”Were you the one who changed my sign this morning?  What did you write?”
The man answered and said " I only wrote the truth but in a different way"
'What did you write'? ..he asked him. What he had written was
TODAY IS BEAUTIFUL AND I CANNOT SEE IT.
The young boy was amazed at this juncture, he could not digest what he has just heard. He had probably got it wrong somewhere.

Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing? 
Of course both signs told people the
boy was blind.
But the first sign simply told people to    help by putting some money in the hat.  The second sign told people that they were able to enjoy the beauty of the day, but the boy could not enjoy it because he was blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?
LESSONS
There are at least        two lessons we can learn from this simple story.
1.The first is, “Be thankful for what you have.  Someone else has less.  Help where you can.”
The second is Be Creative, Innovative. Think Differently. Also know that there is always a better way to do things.

The story may not be meant for this section, we only want it posted for everyone to read and gain something

Regards

There was once a young boy who was blind from birth, he sat along the streets everyday to beg for money. He had his hat in front of him where money were usually dropped by passersby, with an inscription hanging over his neck that says I AM BLIND. PLEASE HELP ME!!!
A man walked up to him one day, dropped a few coins in the hat, took away the inscriptions from the boy's neck, cleaned the writings off, and wrote something on it.
Passersby came and dropped money, in few minutes, the hat containing  the money was full to the brim, the boy could not believe as he had never had such before.
Soon, the earlier man that earlier  wrote on his neck came by,the boy could understand his footsteps, he asked ”Were you the one who changed my sign this morning?  What did you write?”
The man answered and said " I only wrote the truth but in a different way"
'What did you write'? ..he asked him. What he had written was
TODAY IS BEAUTIFUL AND I CANNOT SEE IT.
The young boy was amazed at this juncture, he could not digest what he has just heard. He had probably got it wrong somewhere.

Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing? 
Of course both signs told people the
boy was blind.
But the first sign simply told people to    help by putting some money in the hat.  The second sign told people that they were able to enjoy the beauty of the day, but the boy could not enjoy it because he was blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?
LESSONS
There are at least        two lessons we can learn from this simple story.
1.The first is, “Be thankful for what you have.  Someone else has less.  Help where you can.”
The second is Be Creative, Innovative. Think Differently. Also know that there is always a better way to do things.

The story may not be meant for this section, we only want it posted for everyone to read and gain something

Regards

meaning...............

@poster.....you must be one (liar )

Michelle has two husbands, mind you.......................very funny. i have not finished laughing

good news for lover of Bosom s

@ poster WSU, UDC

@xter, you are becoming too insultive, your posts has shown that. being an addicted hero of NP shows who you are.
make corrections pls

Regards

WSU, ITK, UDU

just passing, but i cant stop laughing loud. good one
the guy must be from the creeks

u are from oyo state........on your own

my first date with a girl, tried hugging her, but my ************* propped up and took strong shape, it was in front of large audience at a popular joint, i tried covering it up, but could not. Embarrassed, i walked out with heads low, the girl parted ways immediately.

I wish i could dissapear immediately

NPs, i a friend narrated the below to me ystday, biliv we can get credible suggestions here

There is this girl i met through a friend March dis year, we have been talking on phone until we met physically at a location in Lagos earlier this month. She is having her national Service in one of the eastern states. I was made to understand that she has a date already but not that serious, am also in a very serious relationship as well (just needed a female friend), she calls me pet names and all sorts on phones indicating that she has developed some interests in me even without seeing me facially. When we met, we talked for long, i liked her body structure and disposition, she liked me as well and could not hesitate to tell me how she had fallen in love with even b4 we met.
Now, i have some feelings for her (not love per say), i only wish i if i could just have her around with me and catch some fun****** together. She is feeling same as well but wants a serious relationship from am not sure i can comprehend. I have not double dated before, and would not like to start one now, bit honestly, from what have understand about me to her: I WANT HER

Confused, what do i do
serious minded response pls

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Jonathan Sacks Onovo and Director General Of SSS, Gadzama
Posted: September 8, 2010 - 15:15
Posted by siteadmin
Saharareporters, New York

President Goodluck Jonathan has carried out far reaching shake up of the police and the intelligence services today by removing the Inspector general of police, Ogbonna Onovo and replaced him with Hafiz Ringim

. Mr. Ringim will act as Inspector general of Police pending his confirmation by the national assembly. Also removed is the director general of the State security Services, Mr. Gadzama. The yar'adua era SSS director was noted for harassing online bloggers. He is replaced with Ita Ekpeyong.

i cant stop laughing, this is great
But if its in Nigeria, it would between a policeman and a politician

Below is the comment from Dr. Good Luck Jonathan about the 2011 presidential elections
Let me dedicate today to thank all of you who have in your reactions and comments on this page urged me to run in the forth coming 2011 presidential elections. Like I said elsewhere, offering myself for further service is not my decision to make alone. It is one decision that I must take in solemn consultation with God Almighty and p...eoples constituencies across our nation. The decision must ultimately be based on clarity of conviction and vision. It is in this regard that I want to thank the people of the North Central, South- South, North West, North East, South East and Southwest zones of the PDP for their encouragements, prayers and urgings. We have launched the Power Road Map and have also made some progress in the areas of Electoral Reforms with the appointment of Prof. Jega, signing of the Electoral Act and the prompt release of 87.7 billion naira to INEC and peace in the Niger Delta with the commencement in Obudu of the reorientation of repentant militants. I have also taken time to inform you of the progress made in tackling issues such as stimulating economic growth by providing generous credit facilities to the tune of 500 billion naira to the real sector, cleansing the financial sector with the signing into law of the AMCON Act to serve as a safety net against bad loans as well as the political support given to the head of the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) to take decisive action to protect investors in the capital market . In the anti corruption war, I am pleased to state with a clear conscience that this administration has not interfered with the EFCC and the ICPC and I have instructed the Attorney General to treat EVERY Nigerian equally under the law with no sacred cows. I also told you of the implementation of the one year Action Plan for the education sector to increase the capacity of the sector to attract funding and ensure that such funding is channelled into increasing the service delivery capacity of the sector. Indeed I took time to enlighten you of our plans to pay living wages to ALL workers under the employ of the Federal Government in addition to the 150 billion naira set aside for the bail out of the textile industry with 30 billion naira of that already disbursed. In addition to these, I gave you details of the progress we made in the aviation sector such that our efforts bore fruit with the Category 1 certification awarded Nigeria which means that Nigerian registered airlines and air crafts can now fly directly to ANY airport in the United States. In the down stream sector of the oil industry I took the time to enlighten you of plans now in advanced stages to build new refineries so we can refine locally and export to fuel thirsty neighbours. I also ordered the minister of Petroleum to clean up the sector so that exports can be maximized and further downstream to make fuel available in our filling stations. I am constantly pleased to read your comments on this page testifying to the ease with which you now buy petrol for your cars. These and many other programmes and plans I have shared with you to let you know that in as much as there is a frenzy of activities occasioned by the coming elections, I have not deviated from my primary responsibility which is to provide leadership for Nigeria that is geared towards maintaining law and order and ensuring the peace and economic progress of Nigeria and Nigerians. I thank everyone and group that has so far endorsed me and this administration and say to you that your endorsement strengthens and inspires me to keep on serving Nigeria to the best of my abilities so help me God. GEJ

this pics explains better

am even using google

its better you stay with your wife.Money is not everything