Rasaki's duty as a driver ws 2 take 0ga 2 his office then madam 2 her shop. One day as he ws headinq towards 0ga's office, his boss said: '0.M.G !!! Pls turn back, i ve got 2 pick an important file i left behind. As he turnd towards the house, 0ga went straight 2 the bedroom 4 tha file. His wife ws standinq wit towel round her waist, 0ga tickled nd grabbed her frm d back covering her eyes wit one hand. She reacted, 'Rasaki, so fast! Was thia no traffic!
An old woman went 2 visit her married daughter and found her naked on bed. She asked: why ar u naked? She replied: its a welcom back dress 4 my husband weneva he returns frm wk. The mum went home nd stayed naked on the bed 4 her husband. The husband came home nd asked: why ar u naked? She replied: its a welcom back dress. The husband said: pls iron it, the dress too rumple.
An old woman went 2 visit her married daughter and found her naked on bed. She asked: why ar u naked? She replied: its a welcom back dress 4 my husband weneva he returns frm wk. The mum went home nd stayed naked on the bed 4 her husband. The husband came home nd asked: why ar u naked? She replied: its a welcom back dress. The husband said: pls iron it, the dress too rumple.
>>F***ing oncE a wK iS gooD 4 uR healtH, buT itS harmlesS iF donE everydaY. >>F***ing giveS propeR relaxatioN oF uR minD anD bodY. >>F***ing refresheS u anD afteR f***ing donT eaT to0 mucH, g0 foR morE liquidS likE <beeR>. >>F***ing caN eveN reducE uR cholestroL leveL froM 10 to 2.
So 'FASTING' is gooD 4 uR healtH. GoD blesS uR dirtY mindS!!!
To knw if ua normal => N01.U hav a matured mind. N0 2.U luv gettin drunk. N0 3.Ua club frek. N0 4.Ua fully aware of tha adult stuff. N0 6.U cant do witout smokinq. N0 7.U watch porny everyday. N0 9.U got so busy tha u 4got 2 read number five. N0 10.U actually run ur eyes thru again to see if thia is number 5. N0 11.Dont worry cos thia is no number 8 as well. =>now u realise, perhaps ua nt normal as u once thot cos ua probably smilinq or laffinq.
0ops! olorun, somebody should tell me it's a lie 9 point kini? wow, THAT BOY IS A BIG FUL YOU SEE, THE MUMU ONE'S ARE GETTING THIS VERY FAVOUR FROM GOD SO EASILY WE ALL ARE PRAYING FOR IN THE CHURCH EVERYDAY ( INFACT THIS IS THE VERY OPPORTUNITY I HAVE BEEN PRAYING FOR ANY TIME I GO TO THE CHURCH ) THIS MUMU HAS MISSED HIS ONLY OPPORTUNITY IN LIFE. TO BE HONEST, PROVIDED I DIDN'T GO FOR RUBBERING OR COMMIT ANY UNLAWFUL ART, NOTHING, I MEAN NOTHING SHOULD MAKE ME TO LOOSE SUCH MONEY NOT EVEN A DAIN, EVEN IF I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WITHDRAWN/TRANSFER THIS CASH I BELIEVE THERE ARE MANY CAPABLE MEN OUT THERE WHO WILL HELP ME, PROVIDED WE SHARE IT ACCORDINGLY, GOD KNOWS AM SAYING MY GOSPEL MIND. WELL AS FOR THAT BOY, HE NEEDS DELIVERANCE TO BREAK THE YOKE OF POVERTY PLACED ON HIS HEAD BY HIS FORE-FATHERS. AND HIS PARENTS SHOULD JOIN HIM TOO BECAUSE THEY SUPPOSE TO HAVE DISOWN HIM BEFORE NOW, THAT BOY IS A DISGRACE TO HIS FAMILY AND TO ME AS A NIGERIAN.THAT GUY IS A TOTAL FAILURE.
=>i believ u man, u bi comfarm naijapal. Afteral the bible says that the secret hidden treasures f tha eden shal become urs if u believ.
Mrs Ajani said 2 her housemaid:: 0h Titi, i suspect that my husband is having an affair wit his secretary. The housemaid replied: i dont believe it Ma, u are just saying that to make me jealous.
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