A lawyer named strange died ,and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone,"HERE LIES STRANGE AN HONEST MAN AND A LAWYER.The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing,for passers by would tend to think that 3 men were buried at the same place.however he suggested an alternative;he would inscribe"HERE LIES A MAN WHO WAS BOTH HONEST AND A LAWYER,that way whenever any one walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark:"THAT IS STRANGE.
there was dis couple dat were married 4 20yrs,nd evrytime they made luv d husband always insisted on turnin off d lite.well afta 20yrs the wife felt dis was stupid and was determined to break him of the crazy habit.so 1 9ite when they were in the middle of a romantic session,she suddenly turned on the lites.she looked down and saw her husband holdin a battry operated pleasure device.she got xtremely upset ."you impotent bastard she yelled at him with anger .how could you b lyin to me all of dis years,you better explain yourself!.the husband looks straight in her eyes and says ro her calmly,I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids.
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