Judge to child:do u want to live with ur mother?
child: no
judge: y?
child: she beats me
judge: okat so u want to live with ur dad?
child: no
judge:why not?
child: she beats me too
judge: so who do u want to live with?
child: SUPER EAGLES
judge: y?
child: cos they never beat anyone

wat if dem begin near u wetin u go do

u b samson

to ere

if u were in a dream n u find on a mountain in front of u is an ocean by ur left is a python by ur right is a lion
                                  HOW WILL U ESCAPE

I had an interview with three pastor from the three major tribes in nigeria (igbo,yoruba and hausa)
i asked the hausa pastor that after service wat does he do with the OFFERINGS

HAUSA PASTOR : after service i`ll go to my backyard n draw a big circle then i`ll stand in d middle n throw d whole money up then whichever one that falls in d circle is mine n d one outside is for GOD.

YORUBA PASTOR : after service i`ll draw a thin line then i`ll throw d money up anyone dat falls on d line is for GOD n anyone dat falls outside is mine.

IGBO PASTOR: after service i`ll go to my backyard then i`ll throw all d money up any1 wey GOD catch na him own
                              IF YOU WERE THE ONE WAT WILL U DO