STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK:
1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG.
3) On ur wedding, one idiot walked up to you
as you are about to take ur wedding pix with
ur wife. NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.
4) Give me your phone number 0803476.....
THANKS. SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.
5) I listened to 9 o'clock news, it was
announced that the election was postponed.
WHO TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY
VILLAGE.
6) Take this mosquito coil; e dey kill insect
fast. Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO, E DEY KILL ELEPHANTS.
7) Standing in front of a police station* SHEY
NA POLICE STATION BE THIS?
Answer: No! Na CHURCH!
 sittin in an examination hall* shey this exam go
still
hold..NO! We Come Break Melon
9)whaooo....Bros i thought u've travelled...Ans
wer..**
Yes na my brother photocopy u dey see
MITCHEWwwwwwwww!
VERY FUNNY....
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