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1  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Plz help me out! lolzzzzzzzz on: 17-11-2012 02:37 PM
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin laff wan scata my belle abeg!
2  Forum / Religion / Re: VIDEO: "All General Overseers Must Go To Prison" - Pastor Tunde Bakare on: 15-11-2012 05:22 PM
 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed :-XNo comment Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
3  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Letter of Employment By a Warri Man on: 9-11-2012 12:04 AM
Bros, carry go, jare. U got da job.
4  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Omotola’s Hubby, Capt. Matthew Sacked From Air Nigeria on: 3-11-2012 05:59 AM
Poster, dis is no news abeg. D guy will surely bounce back faster than u can imagine. Besides, it can happen to anyone and at anytime. Afterall, it's not like he was d only one fired.
5  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: BREAKING: 16 Perish In Auto Crash on: 27-10-2012 12:06 PM
May they RIP. Amen
6  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: What would u do if you see this @ nite? on: 25-10-2012 07:38 AM
Is dis a bush baby? Sincerely, I culdn't open dis particular tweet last nite bcos; I don't want whatevr was dere to jst pop out frm somewhr sayin 'hi' Grin
7  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: LADIES! We Sometimes Are The Architect Of Our Problems on: 24-10-2012 05:46 PM
Its true. To buttress ur point, chk dis out.  SOME LADIES QUEST 4 BEST HUBBY *****

A̶̲̥̅̊ store that sells husbands has just opened in Britain , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
8  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Ten Things You May Not Know About Tonto Dikeh on: 22-10-2012 05:02 AM
Its not new jor! However, Tonto has proved to being a bad example of a child brought up with strict christian upbringing. Must she act controversial films/ roles? Many have gone before her, she should be careful and stop acting desperate.
9  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: HELP!!! My Husband Keeps Taking Money From My Purse on: 20-10-2012 11:33 PM
Once u retturn home from an outing, give him all d money to help u keep. Afterall, a dog does not eat d bone around its neck
10  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Funke Akindele Sets The Record Straight - I'm The Only Legal Wife of My Husband on: 20-10-2012 05:16 PM
 EmbarrassedQuote from: sandra78 on 20-10-2012 05:03 PM
Continue to enjoy your life....na god give u

Abi o. Go gurl Kiss
11  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: PICTURE: How Can You Describe This Technology? on: 20-10-2012 05:10 PM
Death o!
12  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Another Bestial Mob Video Circulates On Internet on: 18-10-2012 07:21 PM
Why are you hiding the name of the location and calling. It  "upscale" instead. It happened @ Shoprite in Lagos and its really shameful.
13  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: I’M SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT FOR FUNKE AKINDELE’S HUSBAND – SINGLE MOTHER OF TWO KI on: 18-10-2012 06:07 PM
 :Pall this na husband abi? Funke Omase o!
14  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Disgraces D'banj Inside Church Auditorium on: 23-04-2012 01:58 PM
Chinadog or Nigeriandog, leave men of God to the judgement of the God they worship. When u say what u don't know, u carry a self inflicted curse.
15  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: PHOTOS - Chidi Mokeme Weds Jane Oduah on: 23-04-2012 01:53 PM
But na Chinwe Olumba wey e marry na?
16  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Feyijinmi Sodipo, Miss Ogun Wins The Miss Nigeria 2011 Beauty Contest on: 21-11-2011 12:14 PM
Na part of the package, she no suppose get boyfriend all thru her reign as queen. Make una no blame am.
17  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Why We Had To Bomb The UN Office - Boko Haram Leader on: 28-08-2011 12:06 PM
They've talked out of point. If they are not cowards, they shd show their faces just like d militants did.
18  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Breaking News: Legendary Nigerian Comedian "Sam Loco" Is Dead ! on: 8-08-2011 09:21 AM
R.I.P sir.
19  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Breaking News: Legendary Nigerian Comedian "Sam Loco" Is Dead ! on: 8-08-2011 09:06 AM
R.I.P sir.
20  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Stella Damasus' 9-Month Old Marriage Dissolves, Her Dirtiest Secrets Exposed on: 8-08-2011 08:46 AM
U too talk. Pple who talk too much, tell too much lies.
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