Abacha:U come late o.
Ghadafi:Aboki,I tried 2gather more cash.
Abacha:u phyuk up.
Ghadafi:How?
Abacha:U don collect so much,even pass my own,u for take off when d yawa gas.
Ghadafi:I no kno nah.U kno say power & money dey sweet. I tot I had it all 2quench any oppositn.
Abacha:When those Obama pple don join?I dey craze. Anyway, welcome, we go try next time.
Abacha: U go go naija while I go libya since u r not that skillful. U know see say my people no talk until that babe carry her winch come.
Ghadafi... Pls u go teach me well.
Abacha... But u no try well, I stole about $150B in 5 yrs and u stole $200B in 42 yrs. U be mumu. If na me, I for buy one country join naija!

oya clap 4 urself....

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides 2 test it at dinner.Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours? SON: at School. {Robot slaps son!} Ok, I lied, I went to the movies. DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story. {Robot slaps son again!} Ok, it was a day with porn star.DAD: What?  When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was..{Robot slaps Dad!}
MOM: Ha ha! After all he's your son. {ROBOT SLAPS MOM..!}

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long-winde d way that the person listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?

Son: No!

jor!

A guy was havin sex with a village girl witout a condom,she realizes this & says,"U dnt hav AIDS, right? or, do u hav?"D guy replied,"no ohhh!", d girl said,,"ah thank God,cos i dnt ever want to catch dat tin again...lol...

A̶̲̥̅̊ rapist entered A̶̲̥̅̊ family's bedroom, tied up husband n wife, kissed wife's ear n went to D̶̲̥̅̊ bathroom... Husband told wife: "satisfy him or he'll kill us, Be strong I ♡̬̩̃̊ U̶̲̥̅̊". Wife replied: "he didnt kiss ♍ƺ, he whispered IN̶̲̅» my ear dat he's gay, needs vaseline n I told him its IN̶̲̅» D̶̲̥̅̊ bathroom, so be strong, I ♡̬̩̃̊ U̶̲̥̅̊

hahaha...no b small tin