Three correct guys met a girl on d street d following delima ensued;i'm peter not d fisherman said the 1st. I'm John not d baptist said d 2nd. I'm Judas not the betrayer said d 3rd. D girl wey don dey confused said I'm Mary not the virgin,all d guys shout! Eh! Chai!
Three correct guys met a girl on d street d following delima ensued;i'm peter not d fisherman said the 1st. I'm John not d baptist said d 2nd. I'm Judas not the betrayer said d 3rd. D girl wey don dey confused said I'm Mary not the virgin,all d guys shout! Eh! Chai!
A preacher who usually drinks alcohol b4 going 4 any sermon once sent his son Moses to buy him a bottle of lager beer. But Moses on his way started playing and wasted a lot of time;so when d preacher waited and could not find him, headed for the church where he was already late. Moses came back and didn't meet his father at home,he quickly dashed down to the church with d bottle of beer. The preacher who was already preaching sighted the son coming and immediately changed d subject of his preaching saying:Moses go back!! Go back Moses!!! The son immediately on hearing this turned back and left; So the preacher was now feeling relieved then said:And Moses went back into the wilderness.
A preacher who usually drinks alcohol b4 going 4 any sermon once sent his son Moses to buy him a bottle of lager beer. But Moses on his way started playing and wasted a lot of time;so when d preacher waited and could not find him, headed for the church where he was already late. Moses came back and didn't meet his father at home,he quickly dashed down to the church with d bottle of beer. The preacher who was already preaching sighted the son coming and immediately changed d subject of his preaching saying:Moses go back!! Go back Moses!!! The son immediately on hearing this turned back and left; So the preacher was now feeling relieved then said:And Moses went back into the wilderness.
A preacher who went to sleep in a hackwer's room and next morning was rushing to a crusade and in the process put his hand under the pillow to pick his handkerchief not knowing he took the hackwer's white pant. At the crusade later on,he was giving example on how every body's heart should look; and he said bethren i want your hearts to be as pure as my handkerchief;so as he dipped his hand to bring out his handkerchief,out came the hawker's pant..The preacher next to him immediately stood up and whispered to him saying"oga pastor na pant u hold no be handkerchief..o.o[font=][/font][size=][/size]
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