Akpors went 2 ask her mum, wat s dat tin bwt Daddy legs? Her mum replied i dnt knw. 2 wiks later he told hs mum. MUm i hv finally find. Ha mum ask him wat? He replied "BRUSH"  How di u knw? By hs Mum, he relied "I SAW OUR MAID BRUSHING WIT IT ND DRE A SO MANY TOOTHPASTE IN HER MOUTH. Pls wat s d  meaning of dat TOOTHPASTE?:-O:'(

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OUR neighbour is a drunker. A prominent one. He got married 2 a lady, afta a while diz broda turnd 2 be a LEGEND IN DRINKING. One diz very day, this guy has got drunk, when he got home, he opened d refrigerator and urinate dere. Then he face s wife, dear "wonder shal neva end" our toilet has turned 2 automatic, "when open, it bring ligth, when close, d ligth went off again. His wife shouted "idiot, oloti." he has urinated inside d fridge again..

I waz invited into a chuch. As d program waz in progres. D Assitance Pastor asked us dat "ENIBODY DAT HV A SPECIAL PRAYER POIMT' shoud cum out, Amazinly the "HEAD PASTOR, HEAD USHER and A HANDSOME GUY 4 D CHOIR CAME OUT" THE PASTOR. " i want u 2 hep me pray that, "GOD shoud hep him remove d spirit of fornication. That he has hv sex wit all the choir memba, the young guy interupted "Pastor!! including Sis RONKE? The pastor responded sumtin like dat". THE  USHER " i hv been stolen d church money 4 d past yearz, that GOD shoud remove d spirit of stealing. The YOUNG GUY 'MY Problem and d PASTOR's problem is dsame tin, but wit our CHOIR LEADER. The Pastor Screamed "u mean my WIFE, ur CHOIR LEADER, The guy answered "YES PASTOR, bt NOT intentional, just 3x. The pastor FAINTED. What a strategy?

I waz invited into a chuch. As d program waz in progres. D Assitance Pastor asked us dat "ENIBODY DAT HV A SPECIAL PRAYER POIMT' shoud cum out, Amazinly the "HEAD PASTOR, HEAD USHER and A HANDSOME GUY 4 D CHOIR CAME OUT" THE PASTOR. " i want u 2 hep me pray that, "GOD shoud hep him remove d spirit of fornication. That he has hv sex wit all the choir memba, the young guy interupted "Pastor!! including Sis RONKE? The pastor responded sumtin like dat". THE  USHER " i hv been stolen d church money 4 d past yearz, that GOD shoud remove d spirit of stealing. The YOUNG GUY 'MY Problem and d PASTOR's problem is dsame tin, but wit our CHOIR LEADER. The Pastor Screamed "u mean my WIFE, ur CHOIR LEADER, The guy answered "YES PASTOR, bt NOT intentional, just 3x. The pastor FAINTED. What a strategy?

Diz aftanoon, my 2 girlfriendz waz discusing. "Ronke & Lola". Ronke.- "Lola wer is ur BlackBerry?" Lola replied"MY BlackBerry? I don dash it out 2 someone jo, BlackBerry has tired me jo,nah BB i won use nw. LOLA Ask Ronke, wich phone are u using nw? ROnke replied "Am nw using  BB N101. Lola shouted my friend u don get money ho BB N101. Can u give me ur pin Ronke? Ronke replied "My pin? I don drop it 4 house, u knw dat it s very tiny, i don want it 2 get lost again ho, cuz................