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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Doctor and old man |
on: 23-03-2012 03:32 PM
| A 92 Garold man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Dr. saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A couple of days later the Dr. talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mam ma and be cheerful."
The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful." | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / A BLONDE LADY, |
on: 22-03-2012 02:04 PM
| A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.
Officer: May i see your license?
Lady: what does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says "if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over." | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / football |
on: 21-03-2012 11:41 AM
| A CERTAIN MAN WHO FORGET TO ZIP HIS TROUSER WHILE WATCHING A FOOTBALL MATCH BETWEEN MANU AND CHELSEA ,WHEN A LADY SAW IT AND SAY TO HIM SIR ,YOU HAVE LEFT YOUR GARAGE OPEN ;THE MAN GAVE HER A NAUGHTY SMILE AS HE ZIPS UP IMMEDIATELY ,HE THEN PROCEEDED BY ASKIN THE SAME LADY SAYIN,DID YOU SEE MY BLACK JEEP PARKED INSIDE? THE LADY SMILES BACK AND SAID TO HIM NO SIR ,I ONLY SAW ONE KEKE NAPEP PARKED WITH 2 FLAT TYRES HANGING,,,,,,,,,, | | | |