Jane-if u fink I'm a fool,fink again.I saw u with a man in a big jeep! Kate-hes d uncle of ma coursemate. Ders no sin in bein seen wit a persn lik him, is der? Jane-'no, xcept 4d fact u wer sitin on his lap n he was kisin u, u we're also wearin a short skirt, so short dat al d stretch mark on ur thigh wer visible. Kate-1st u saw me sitin on his lap.den u saw ma short skirt.den u also saw d stretch marks on ma thighs. U must ave stretchd ur neck soo much!

Husband-'d optician says I'm developin double vision! Wife-wat a pity. Husband-here is d N500 u askd 4. Wife-'y dint u gimme double mony, wen it comes to moni matter ur vision is very single

Wife-u've bin actin so sluggish dis days. Husband-wat do u expect?uve bin feedin me with so much snails ds days. Wife-i tink I'l start givin feedin u with rats so dat u'l do tins fast

Husband n wife had a quarel, d wife began to pack, husband ask "werra u goin 2? Wife "I'm goin to meet my moda. Husband begins 2pack too, wife "werra u goin to? Husband "I'm goin 2meet ma mum too. Wife "who wil tak k of d kids? Husband "ure goin 2meet ur mum, so I'm I, I guess dey shud also go n meet dia mum.