I MET A BABE WHILE BROWSING & SHE UNZIPPED MY DOT COM 4 SOME DOWNLOADING, SINCE I WAS VIRUS FREE, I SLOTTED MY HARD DISK INTO HER HOTMAIL & SHE SCREAMED YAHOO!!
A girl ws on a bike going 2 church, so she saw her boyfrnd withdrawing some money 4rm d ATM, quickly she txt him on phone dat "Honey" if u are sleeping send me ur dream, if u are eating send me ur food, if u are crying send me ur tears, Even if u are withdrawing money 4rm d ATM send me d money.....d guy "replied" (as a igbo guy) BABY i dey shit....lol...