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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: THE MAP AND GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN- |
on: 11-07-2012 02:06 PM
| Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.  Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but st...ill a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, Very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future. After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.[/size][/color][/b][/font]  very funny and interesting. but very correct. | | | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Why Do most nigeria Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? |
on: 21-04-2012 02:55 PM
| Girls...whatever theory you wanna put up to defend it, I DONT GIVE A F**K! Truth is, to most guyz, STRETCH MARKS SUCKS! You"re definitely spitting all these coz you have em on you...stay with it! but guess what..there are a lotta pretty honeys out there without stretch marks! And who said stretch marks are permanent? No wonder the Bible says our people die of "lack of knowledge"
What if u marry and u begin to notice that ur wife, in her fourties, is begining to have stretch marks, WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN? Will u send her packing or will u marry anoda woman who has no stretch marks as a second wife? | | | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: WTF: Man Impregnates Mother and Step-Sister |
on: 27-03-2012 03:07 PM
| this story na fake,the writer did not check his figures in fabricating the story.26yrs peter left mom at 12yrs meet his step sister who with calculation shd be ard 12,13 and maximum 14.whom his mom had for her yoruba hubby.guy think abt it I agree with you. The story is fake and pointless. Within a period of 14 years, the mother could not recognize her son and the son could also not recognize his mother. <<<<<<<<<<< very funny.The pregnant girl is suppose to be a step-sister and not an half-sister. And the girl couldn't be older than 13 years. Imagine! How can a girl at this age be contemplating marriage. And they also went to the same village (Ibusa) to prepare for the wedding when the girl is originally a Yoruba girl.<<<<< very interesting.@ poster, next time, think of better things to paste than this wrongly fabricated story. | | | | |
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Is NAIJAPALS promoting National Disunity? |
on: 14-03-2012 03:04 PM
| Even a mad wants peace and does not want to be disturbed when sleeping. We all preach peace every day, yet we do the worst in reality. I would love to embrace peace, but not when i am forced to abandon my religion for fear of been killed. I would love to embrace peace, but not when my PLACE OF WORSHIP has turned to a battle field. I would love to embrace peace, but not my brothers and sisters die serving Nigeria(NYSC STUDENT).I would love to embrace peace but not when Our business are been destroyed for no just cause. I would love to embrace peace, but not when Mothers, fathers and children are been killed while sleeping. I would love to embrace peace but not when my freedom is been defined by a particular religion. I would love to embrace peace, but not when there is no love and tolerance in the hearts of many. How can we all claim to be loving and caring, but in reality we are going through hell? Naijapals is definitely not the problem of Nigeria. As a matter of fact, it's the only place we can express our feelings without been killed (even though I’ve received loads of death threat). The truth of the matter is this; WE ARE GOING THROUGH HELL. It has come to a point where families have made decisions not to go to church again. They would rather pray at home than go to church. Who says the war in Nigeria is a political war? Here is a question for you: how many politicians have been killed since the issue of boko haram started? Compare that to the daily slaughtering of Christians everywhere even in pubs, restaurants and churches. The only way peace can coexist among us to establish BASIC FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHT and that include freedom of speech. The voices of the people need to be heard, and something MUST be done about it. Our corrupt leaders MUST to serve our country in TRUTH and in SPIRIT. RELIGION should be individual choice and not imposed on anyone. We cannot fold our arms and watch our people been killed while we advocate peace. The word "peace" means
1. The absence of war or other hostilities.
2. An agreement or a treaty to end hostilities.
3. Freedom from quarrels and disagreement; harmonious relations: .
4. Public security and order:
5. Inner contentment; serenity
Is that what we experience in our Nigeria today? Naijapals does not total the number of Nigeria population. If we want to PRACTISE peace, let us make it a reality and not mere word used to fool people. Our politicians talk about peace on daily basis, yet nothing is ever done. Religious leaders talk about peace, yet some of them secretly sponsor boko haram. If you think coming to naijapals to talk about peace would change reality, I urge you to think again. If you are against something, come out and condemn it instead of making excuses. Protest against it so that everyone can know your stand. Ever heard of the saying "practise what you preach"? It’s time to end the talking and do the working.
 Nice one, sista | | | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: PASTOR CHRIS OYAKHILOME REPLIES NAIJAPALS ON M*STUR*BAT*ION ACCUSATION!!! |
on: 14-03-2012 07:30 AM
| mr poster... we have over heard this topic .. now u have come back with it again, i think u want to hear what people will say,
WELL AS FAR AS U WANT JOKE WITH A MAN OF GOD BY BRINGING THIS OLD TOPIC AGAIN U ARE GOING TO ROT IN HELL.. BASTERD
@ MRchina4U..................... why are you insulting the poster? He has done nothing wrong in bringing this topic up. It is an answer from the pastor on a topic that caused a lot misconceptions among believers/supposed believers in Christ about SIN against God/body. | | | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Women Vs Men (Page 8) |
on: 9-03-2012 04:17 PM
| as u can see..Stanbutto n Trolling wan pluck yhu
@ Sophiebaby...... y e bi say na u com dey find woman 4 ur 2 brodas? Dem nor sabi tork 4 dmselves? Abi na u go dey do referi wen di tin go dey go on? | | | | |
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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Women Vs Men (Page 9) |
on: 9-03-2012 01:24 PM
| treasure, treasure, how many times did i call u? why u dey vex like this now? did any lady snatch ur bobo from u?
anyways, God made a man superior in strength and so many ways. Sophia, can u climb electric pole to work, can u drive fuel tank from PH TO SOKOTO, can u dig house foundation and carry 9 inches block to the third floor of an uncompleted building? how man will i talk. stop deceiving urself, men and women are not equal. come to think of it, why didnt Bro Jesus choose any woman among the 12 disciples? above all babe God is a HE not a SHE.
no disturb us with this kind post again.
Abeg tell am well well. Shi wan klaim wetin nor bi im own. Antelope wan klaim king of forest. imagin. | | | | |
