Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)

Physical properties: Generally round in
form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any
time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very
bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly
unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold,
silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Violent when left alone. Able to absorb
great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly
green when placed next to a better
specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely
good catalyst for dispersion of wealth.
Probably the most powerful income
reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced
hands.

Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)

Physical properties: Solid at room
temperature, but gets bent out of shape
easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust,
aging samples are unable to conduct
electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with
WO any chance it can get. Also tends to
form strong bonds with itself. Becomes
explosive when mixed with Kd (Element:
Child) for prolonged period of time.
Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good
methane source. Good samples are able to
produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element
rapidly decomposes.

Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)

Physical properties: Generally round in
form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any
time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very
bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly
unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold,
silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Violent when left alone. Able to absorb
great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly
green when placed next to a better
specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely
good catalyst for dispersion of wealth.
Probably the most powerful income
reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced
hands.

Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)

Physical properties: Solid at room
temperature, but gets bent out of shape
easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust,
aging samples are unable to conduct
electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with
WO any chance it can get. Also tends to
form strong bonds with itself. Becomes
explosive when mixed with Kd (Element:
Child) for prolonged period of time.
Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good
methane source. Good samples are able to
produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element
rapidly decomposes.