y wife was dying. I was
by her bedside. She said
in a tired voice, "Theres
something i must
confess."
"Shhh" I said, "theres
nothing to confess.
Everythings alright."
"No i must die in peace. I
had s*x with your
brother, your best friend,
his best friend and your
father!"
"I know," I whispered
"Thats why i posion you,
now close your eyes!!"

Man: my cat is dead could
there be a funeral
service for the poor
creature? Pastor: we
don't do service for
animalsin the church......
But there is a new church
down the road
maybe they willdo it?
Man: do you think they'll
accepta donation of 2.5
million dollars for the
burial service? Pastor:
Sweet Jesus!!!Why
didn't you tell me the cat
was a christian!

A man catches a guy in
bed with his wife,
beats him up and chased
him away naked. So
the guy finds his way
home naked since it
was dark. His wife saw
him entering the
house naked and asked
'what happened to
you? He replied "I got
robbed and the robbers
took all my clothes &
money ' "His wife
turning away said "so
they robbed you, left
you naked and gave you
condom to put on..

When i SAW you, i was
afraid to meet you.
When i MEET you, i was
afraid to kiss you.
When i KISS you, i was
afraid to love you.
Now that i LoVE u, I'M
AFRAID TO LOSE U.
HAPPPY KISSS DAY.
Its happen when u love
some1 u're afraid to lose
that person. But thy neva
understand
us. Thy neva know how
much we luv..

BLACKBERRY/BB GIST!!!
Juliet: Hey susan, i just got my Blackberry
ooh. I will buy my pin this weekend.
Susan: Hmmm! You try o, me don dash
my own out.
Juliet: Ah! Why na? Susan: Because Blackberry don tire me,
now na BB i dey use.
Juliet: Wow! You are rich oh, i envy u. Is
you BB Samsung or Nokia?
Susan: Noooooo! How can i use those
cheap BB, my BB na Window Xp. Juliet: Wow! That one must be very
expensive oh! Shey Blackberry fit ping BB?
Susan: Yea, if your pin get G for the logo,
e go fit ping.
Juliet: Ok, give me your pin, so that i can
call you when i buy my own pin! Susan: Elyaa! I am sorry, i left my pin at
home. You know it's dangerous and not
safe to walk around with pin, you no say
pin get sharp mouth and it fit chOOk you
if you put am for pocket.
Hmm lol!